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But his fingers are protruding from the turkey's anus. Doesn't that count for anything with you?

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"trimmings" sound like materials that were cut away from a larger quantity. And if you think about what is removed from a turkey, it doesn't sound appetizing.

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are our wonkette overlords encouraging us to diet this weekend b/c honestly it's working for me.

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Cheeseburger stuffing or GTFO.

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Well if you do all these things, when do you make <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/430787\/how-to-make-wonkette%E2%80%99s-actual-awesome-real-cranberry-business" target="_blank">Ken's Cranberry Sauce</a>? Although, to be honest, I think baking it at 700 degrees would add to the festivities.

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<i>Friday is “Black Friday,” </i>

Shheeeeyit. The big box stores have been riding the wheels off that "Black Friday" crap since the end of summer. Every freaking sale and weekend has been hyped as "Better than Black Friday Day". And Black Thursday and Black Tuesday. Etc, etc, etc.

It kind of takes the holiday fun out of it when they go directly from Labor Day into Christmas mode.

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