Oh boo hoo, it seems that traveling to Europe may not be the best idea right now, what with the threat of terrorism looming over the ENTIRE continent. Not that anyone can really afford to travel anyway, so, uh, now who's laughing? But, if this means continuing to spend your days watching porn in your cubicle instead of enjoying all the socialist pleasures Europe has to offer, one has to wonder if it's possible to experience any of Europe in D.C.? How about with half-naked Spanish soccer players in bathrooms? Will that do?
<a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lobscouse-Spotted-Dog-Gastronomic-Companion\/dp\/0393320944\/ref=sr_1_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1286309103&amp\;sr=8-1#reader_0393320944" target="_blank">Soused Hog&#039;s Face</a>. Now there&#039;s a dish.
<a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lobscouse-Spotted-Dog-Gastronomic-Companion\/dp\/0393320944\/ref=sr_1_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1286309103&amp\;sr=8-1#reader_0393320944" target="_blank">Soused Hog&#039;s Face</a>. Now there&#039;s a dish.
well yes, but no bathrooms.
this was a displeasing discovery we made after being wildly over-served at a charming (suitably) french bistro.