I'm not sure what fiddlebritches are but I'd like to see Comer outfitted with a particularly tight pair, fixed up with a dog collar (with them S&M silver spike thingies) and chain and forced to walking around on his hands and knees saying "This old dog couldn't find a bone if it was shoved up his ass".
So apparently PAB has been threatening to sue Bob Woodward along with Simon&Schuster.
While it'll grow increasingly tiring both to watch the litigously thin skinned shitbag bring suits against anyone who hurt his fee-fees, I have few kind things to say about Woodward, who has spent the last several years holding onto damning information about that fucker, only to release it in book format when it served him to receive material gain, then act as though he were still a storied journalist, standing athwart the country's authoritarian march shouting "no!".
By the same reasoning, a president shouldn't be allowed to have a side hustle, like a real-estate, name-licensing, or perfume business. Or, if they insist on doing such things, then they should be subject to the same risk of legal proceedings as any other citizen.
Oh noes - A russian General died in a WAR? Unthinkable.
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Blood, soot and the mangled remnants of a scooter marked the spot in Moscow where a top Russian general was killed by a bomb.
Ukraine stopped short of a formal claim of responsibility but quietly let the role of its security services be known.
With Trump vowing to bring a swift end to the war in Ukraine, analysts say both sides aim to inflict heavy blows for leverage in any negotiations.
WASHINGTON — On the snowy sidewalk of a drab residential street in Moscow, blood, soot and the mangled remnants of an electric scooter marked the spot where a top Russian general was assassinated — and signaled a potentially dangerous new phase of the war in Ukraine.
Coming just over a month before President-elect Donald Trump takes office, the bombing that killed Lt. Gen. Igor Kirillov and his assistant on Tuesday was widely attributed to Ukraine, which stopped short of a formal claim of responsibility but quietly let the role of its security services be known.
Kirillov, 54, was the highest-ranking Russian military figure to die outside the battlefield since the start of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine nearly three years ago. With the U.S. president-elect vowing to bring a swift end to the fighting, analysts say both sides are scrambling to inflict heavy blows aimed at achieving maximum leverage in any upcoming negotiations.
“This is a new chilling stage in this war,” former Ukrainian government minister Tymofiy Mylovanov wrote on X, casting the killing as part of an apparent retaliatory campaign in which Russia has similarly targeted Ukrainian military officials.
Excerpt from current work in progress. Narrator's feline and female:
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That’s the thing I like about Marcy. No matter where or when, she’s usually up for some sort of fun. Whether it’s a dance party, drinking, or letting someone like me [REDACTED], if she’s off duty she’ll say Yes more than No. When she’s on the clock, though, she’s all business.
Wait, I hear you say. ‘She,’ and she’s got a penis? Yes indeed; Marcy’s what in their language is called a hi’han, literally ‘a she with a penis.’ Nice set of tits on her too, by the way; both genders have breasts. No prizes for guessing what hi’chev means.
It’s why they avoid wearing anything below the waist, if you know what I mean and I think you do. I’m dressed similarly, because when in Rome.
Now for the person she's talking about, and an example of my worldbuilding:
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M'rccr p drv vz drd pe Jyrmm f'i Wzizkz Tcre is her full name and clan affiliation, so you can see why ‘Marcy’ is a good nickname for her. She’s got a good sense of humor, so she goes along with it. She’s an Yh’gen, a race of anthro small-clawed otters from Alternity RHS-4434, and I’m rather proud of the fact that I led the Temporal Corps first contact team when we dropped in to say Hello to their government. Their civilization already had warp drive and nanotech and had encountered a couple races in their own alternity, so they were pretty welcoming.
At least the vet has stopped lecturing us since we got percy XD he is a slick little black cat, so she can see it is not us making her a chonka chonk XD
Course, his only speed is "high" while mei is more a flopper
I do volunteer work that requires driving in the dark to make deliveries. You would be shocked at how hard it is to see house numbers even with porch lights on. The best way to find a place in the dark is the the numbers painted on the curb, but not all houses have those.
After a couple instances suggested the house number wasn't very readable, I retrieved the original 1950 cedar with aluminum numbers. Modestly reflective numbers on a somewhat dark wood background at a 30 degree angle. So now I have one of those houses with the number in more than one spot.
To be fair, I have known many faithful people who did the actual work of their faith, and not just the mouth noises. I myself do not believe, necessarily, in a deity, but I recognize the human need to find comfort in something (or someone) bigger than themselves.
Fer example, Jimmy Carter. Big believer in imaginary things. One hell of a good person anyway.
"Well, it does pay the salaries of the people who make the food and serve the food to the kids, and it's more reliable funding to buy the food, which could create more jobs at local farms..."
"And now, for a report from our correspondent in West Shoulderstan, let's go to Breen Needleman. Breen"?
"Hi, Tom. I'm reporting from West Shoulderstan, where the dominant Shoulderstani tribe live in the dominant arm of the Shoulderstan Mountains. With us is Striatus Musselman. Striatus"?
"Breen, over thirteen hours ago, our peaceful territory was brutally invaded by armies from the Anti-Flu and Anti-Covid factions with kinetic weapons."
"Sounds terrible, Striatus. But isn't this in service of a greater good"?
"Then why didn't they attack the *non*-dominant arm of the *East* Shoulderstan Mountains"?
"From what I've been told, because the East Shoulderstan mountains have six titanium pins, two screws, and a plate holding together a fissure at Humerus Valley. And there was some fear that the kinetic spikes might shatter and do even *more* damage. "
"Fuck that shit, Breen. Just for that, we're gonna start ramping up the pain right about... now."
*background groan* AAAAAAArgh!
"This is Breen Needleman, sneding you back to the studio."
Ah yes, I had a migraine Monday, which meant I felt good yesterday. I only slept 11 hours Monday night, plus two one hour naps on Tuesday. Today, I am back to feeling exhausted even after sleeping 10 hours, and the sleep feels great but I wake up and feel like I could go right back to bed and sleep three more hours. I probably will, in fact.
I have a doctor appointment schedule for Feb 14th, so I am stuck feeling like this until AT LEAST then when I expect my hormone tests to come back completely normal and they tell me there is nothing they can do for me. But I am hoping they'll say I just need some hormone replacement therapy.
This is like the inverse Wonk sleep problem--I can't stay awake.
OH reminds me, forgot to tell you, I had a furry dream last week XD It was nothing erotic (mores the pity) but I was out somewhere, I think shopping, and there were fur suits everywhere. It is all I can remember of the dream cause it was too long ago now, but the general feeling was one of mild bemusement and ease, so nothing anxious
So Comer calls AOC "well-spoken." I wonder if he considers Hakeem Jeffries "articulate."
So, it wasn't just a witch hunt, it was actual perjury?
I'm not sure what fiddlebritches are but I'd like to see Comer outfitted with a particularly tight pair, fixed up with a dog collar (with them S&M silver spike thingies) and chain and forced to walking around on his hands and knees saying "This old dog couldn't find a bone if it was shoved up his ass".
Yeah, I'd like that.
So apparently PAB has been threatening to sue Bob Woodward along with Simon&Schuster.
While it'll grow increasingly tiring both to watch the litigously thin skinned shitbag bring suits against anyone who hurt his fee-fees, I have few kind things to say about Woodward, who has spent the last several years holding onto damning information about that fucker, only to release it in book format when it served him to receive material gain, then act as though he were still a storied journalist, standing athwart the country's authoritarian march shouting "no!".
Since a president can't be sued while in office because it is a distraction, shouldn't a president be barred from suing for the same reason?
By the same reasoning, a president shouldn't be allowed to have a side hustle, like a real-estate, name-licensing, or perfume business. Or, if they insist on doing such things, then they should be subject to the same risk of legal proceedings as any other citizen.
TABZ!
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:fpgl4bkr6w45tyzynlnhog6r/bafkreieoa7hdcd6gavnz7ojyl7hhk22cyd6gvehvhipqrypex2644ke7z4@jpeg
Oh noes - A russian General died in a WAR? Unthinkable.
-----
Blood, soot and the mangled remnants of a scooter marked the spot in Moscow where a top Russian general was killed by a bomb.
Ukraine stopped short of a formal claim of responsibility but quietly let the role of its security services be known.
With Trump vowing to bring a swift end to the war in Ukraine, analysts say both sides aim to inflict heavy blows for leverage in any negotiations.
WASHINGTON — On the snowy sidewalk of a drab residential street in Moscow, blood, soot and the mangled remnants of an electric scooter marked the spot where a top Russian general was assassinated — and signaled a potentially dangerous new phase of the war in Ukraine.
Coming just over a month before President-elect Donald Trump takes office, the bombing that killed Lt. Gen. Igor Kirillov and his assistant on Tuesday was widely attributed to Ukraine, which stopped short of a formal claim of responsibility but quietly let the role of its security services be known.
Kirillov, 54, was the highest-ranking Russian military figure to die outside the battlefield since the start of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine nearly three years ago. With the U.S. president-elect vowing to bring a swift end to the fighting, analysts say both sides are scrambling to inflict heavy blows aimed at achieving maximum leverage in any upcoming negotiations.
“This is a new chilling stage in this war,” former Ukrainian government minister Tymofiy Mylovanov wrote on X, casting the killing as part of an apparent retaliatory campaign in which Russia has similarly targeted Ukrainian military officials.
I quickly read that as "blood, snot, and the mangled remains...", and I was like, "How much snot could any one person have at a given moment?"
...scooter?
I'd heard previously the explosives were attached to the scooter.
Probably taking up the battery and motor spaces.
That makes more sense. For a second there, I thought the russian generals were scooting around and it had me blinking.
It is pre-caffeine time here
Yep. Electric scooter. Plotted the general's movements, rigged up the IED, and sat back to see when he'd walk by.
Boom.
Electric scooters so dangerous. We must bring back coal powered steam scooters.
Now all the olds at the grocery are gonna be getting the long eye from me
Tit for tat attentat.
weird how it is new and chilling when Ukraine does it, but not when Russia did it a hundred times over.
oh say I have an idea, how about Russia fucks off out of other people's countries?
^10
Excerpt from current work in progress. Narrator's feline and female:
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That’s the thing I like about Marcy. No matter where or when, she’s usually up for some sort of fun. Whether it’s a dance party, drinking, or letting someone like me [REDACTED], if she’s off duty she’ll say Yes more than No. When she’s on the clock, though, she’s all business.
Wait, I hear you say. ‘She,’ and she’s got a penis? Yes indeed; Marcy’s what in their language is called a hi’han, literally ‘a she with a penis.’ Nice set of tits on her too, by the way; both genders have breasts. No prizes for guessing what hi’chev means.
It’s why they avoid wearing anything below the waist, if you know what I mean and I think you do. I’m dressed similarly, because when in Rome.
But what kind of kitty is the narrator? I need to know, for cat lady reasons.
I borrowed her (with permission) from a friend of mine. Standard catgirl, brown fur with black hair.
Here she is ((c) Mitch Marmel, art by Rick Baker): https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47545783/
She's a pretty girl!
Dates back to the early 1980s, as I recall Mitch telling me.
She's definitely got the 80s big hair vibe going. She reminds me of my fave auntie during that era.
Now for the person she's talking about, and an example of my worldbuilding:
_____________________
M'rccr p drv vz drd pe Jyrmm f'i Wzizkz Tcre is her full name and clan affiliation, so you can see why ‘Marcy’ is a good nickname for her. She’s got a good sense of humor, so she goes along with it. She’s an Yh’gen, a race of anthro small-clawed otters from Alternity RHS-4434, and I’m rather proud of the fact that I led the Temporal Corps first contact team when we dropped in to say Hello to their government. Their civilization already had warp drive and nanotech and had encountered a couple races in their own alternity, so they were pretty welcoming.
gotta be a calico. Calicos are good at that whatever works thing
A very friendly dilute calico followed me home in '18. I have six cats now. Thanks, Lulu.
see? They're up for whatever
Also, tend to be portly. I do not know why, but I have since stopped giving Mei a hard time about her weight so much.
She's just a thick girl, like me
It's true! Every calico I've met is a little fatass. I love it, tho. Thicc ladies and kitties forever!
At least the vet has stopped lecturing us since we got percy XD he is a slick little black cat, so she can see it is not us making her a chonka chonk XD
Course, his only speed is "high" while mei is more a flopper
The last digit in my street address is 9. Across the street and a couple doors down is the address ending in 6...
Airport Uber drivers confuse this regularly, like 50%, "It's a crapshoot!" regularly.
Other Ubes manage the mysteries of house numbers with typical precision, just not airport bound drivers. This phenomenon needs a look...
Present theories involve coffee and the lack there of, indifference, and/or "4:30 is too damn early!"
I do volunteer work that requires driving in the dark to make deliveries. You would be shocked at how hard it is to see house numbers even with porch lights on. The best way to find a place in the dark is the the numbers painted on the curb, but not all houses have those.
After a couple instances suggested the house number wasn't very readable, I retrieved the original 1950 cedar with aluminum numbers. Modestly reflective numbers on a somewhat dark wood background at a 30 degree angle. So now I have one of those houses with the number in more than one spot.
Much parallel parking on my street, curbs are hardly visible...
It's just funny. I am sitting in a shebeen and get a phone call, "You goin' to O'Hare? Yer ride's here..."
"Not me, one of the Scholars, I'll call her..."
There's a picture of the christian at the link
𝑂𝑘𝑙𝑎ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟’𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑦 𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑡, ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 8 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑡𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑑 & 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 & 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 40 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔.
https://bsky.app/profile/antifaoperative.bsky.social/post/3ldjf5pfsbs2f
"Because hell
Hell is for children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh"
https://youtu.be/rNs5IOQTyUw?si=vK4iQxur9MvTz8dB
This esteemed website's respected posting protocols prohibit me from posting my immediate sentiments regarding this vile fucking filth.
Suffice to say that the LEAST I would do would be to see to it that they NEVER have any more children to abuse.
Where do they perform in drag?
My sister was born in that town.
Yay, Christians.
what better way to celebrate the prince of peace and prove his gentle ministry than starving kids and beating them with wooden boards?
People who believe in imaginary things are probably dangerous, even to their own family.
To be fair, I have known many faithful people who did the actual work of their faith, and not just the mouth noises. I myself do not believe, necessarily, in a deity, but I recognize the human need to find comfort in something (or someone) bigger than themselves.
Fer example, Jimmy Carter. Big believer in imaginary things. One hell of a good person anyway.
Cannot upfist this
Jesus fuck.
Her thoughts on being arrested
“It’s going to ruin my career and everything”
-Candy Holt
Not enough tables around here for me to flip.
This though is why I'd like to believe there is a hell.
There's always the "whip of cords" approach.
She needs to run for office (R of course) and then blame all this on the Deep State trying to silence her. Do these people not pay attention?
"Children are our property! We should get to do whatever we want with them"
Oh goody. The most recent massive funding bill has financing for a new stadium for Washington Commanders.
The Republic is saved. \s
[snarls angrily]
These fuckwits have some sick and twisted capitalist piorities.
feeding kids is bad socialism, but building sports parks for billionaire owners is good civic responsibility.
Are you not entertained?
Bread and circuses.
"Does feeding kids create jobs?"
"Well, it does pay the salaries of the people who make the food and serve the food to the kids, and it's more reliable funding to buy the food, which could create more jobs at local farms..."
"Shut up."
I think they're using Steinbrenner Field in Tampa.
LOL
"And now, for a report from our correspondent in West Shoulderstan, let's go to Breen Needleman. Breen"?
"Hi, Tom. I'm reporting from West Shoulderstan, where the dominant Shoulderstani tribe live in the dominant arm of the Shoulderstan Mountains. With us is Striatus Musselman. Striatus"?
"Breen, over thirteen hours ago, our peaceful territory was brutally invaded by armies from the Anti-Flu and Anti-Covid factions with kinetic weapons."
"Sounds terrible, Striatus. But isn't this in service of a greater good"?
"Then why didn't they attack the *non*-dominant arm of the *East* Shoulderstan Mountains"?
"From what I've been told, because the East Shoulderstan mountains have six titanium pins, two screws, and a plate holding together a fissure at Humerus Valley. And there was some fear that the kinetic spikes might shatter and do even *more* damage. "
"Fuck that shit, Breen. Just for that, we're gonna start ramping up the pain right about... now."
*background groan* AAAAAAArgh!
"This is Breen Needleman, sneding you back to the studio."
Hard-hitting journamalism from Breen Needleman, there.
Ah yes, I had a migraine Monday, which meant I felt good yesterday. I only slept 11 hours Monday night, plus two one hour naps on Tuesday. Today, I am back to feeling exhausted even after sleeping 10 hours, and the sleep feels great but I wake up and feel like I could go right back to bed and sleep three more hours. I probably will, in fact.
I have a doctor appointment schedule for Feb 14th, so I am stuck feeling like this until AT LEAST then when I expect my hormone tests to come back completely normal and they tell me there is nothing they can do for me. But I am hoping they'll say I just need some hormone replacement therapy.
This is like the inverse Wonk sleep problem--I can't stay awake.
Katy may be a future wonker..
https://www.gocomics.com/adamathome/2024/12/18
Same pigfuck he's been during this administration. Oversight now means looking for anything with which to prosecute a Democrat.
Pigfucker libel.
Not sure you can pigfucker libulz. I mean....
Well, I have a prostitute character who's a sow . . . that reminds me; I really need to do a story featuring her at some point . . .
Objection! Furryfucker is a whole different thing!
LOL
OH reminds me, forgot to tell you, I had a furry dream last week XD It was nothing erotic (mores the pity) but I was out somewhere, I think shopping, and there were fur suits everywhere. It is all I can remember of the dream cause it was too long ago now, but the general feeling was one of mild bemusement and ease, so nothing anxious
Morning all. ☕️
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Good morning!
Morning Diane.