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They're airplanes?

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I'd like to think I came upon my rockin and rollin and devil worshippin on my own, but I'll give 'em that one. They certainly helped.

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Or doesn't taste rubber cementy enough because the orange marmalade & anchovy marinade hides the flavor.

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Makes me wonder why we ever did away with those dang literacy tests.

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Where are the answers posted?

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Nancy, I think her name is Nancy.

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I think it shows America's exceptionalism when we allow tax-free cults to turn children into complete idiots and then permit them to vote and hold public office.

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she called herself Lil

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And sadly, too many students today WANT to be fed the facts so that they can regurgitate them. i just finished a unit on Macbeth with University-destination grade 11's; in a class discussion on Macbeth, only 3 (three) of 27 could identify "ambition" as the defining characteristic of Macbeth- because I hadn't told them that yet. Because they couldn't figure it out from what he said and did. Ye Gods.

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Ah. This explains why both my sons want to join the armed forces.

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I am sorry to say that the "regurgitate a line from the thing you read" mindset is alive and well in textbook-affliated test banks today, in college even. I guess that confers an advantage to these kids.

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It's probably Government blue cheese

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Except when it is something bad, then the answer is:

"Obama did it." Alternative acceptable answers: "Hitler" and "Satan"

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That's it, is it?

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I forget what number covers "Freedom of Ignorance" in the Bill of Rights.

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