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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Well, Dub spoke Spanish which technically made him Hispanic (especially given his inability to speak English.)

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

People divorce because they don't like the same <i>bands</i>!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

All they need is a wacky neighbor who always comes in without knocking and they'll be the perfect sitcom couple!

bobbert's avatar

Mine too, and she's been dead for twenty years.

EDIT: Love you, Mom.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“What am I supposed to do?"</i>

Judges are supposed to answer questions like that, not ask them.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If a group of nations band together and pound the everloving shit out of him.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What do you do with a moron Nazi What do you do with a moron Nazi What do you do with a moron Nazi Earli in the morning...

Put him the longboat til he's burning* Put him the longboat til he's burning Put him the longboat til he's burning Earli in the morning.

*votes

SullivanSt's avatar

Even if they're portrayed by Laurence Olivier?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, Anna, the Specials have <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gqH_0LPVoho" target="_blank">some advice</a> for you.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Mindweapons in Ragnarok site is bottomless. I could not find the end and not ONE kitten picture.

malsperanza's avatar

Oh snap, does this mean I have to stop loathing AIPAC now? Because I think that's a deal-breaker.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man...he's a douchebag of the first water...but maybe their sex is off the hook? Once you love whitey, it's so nice and tighty.

Ikimizi's avatar

"If whites had a voice in the government..."

Wow. That was the most backwards, delusional paragraph I've seen since, umm, well, the last mindboggler.

SullivanSt's avatar

To be fair, who is she to judge?

Oh, wait...

SullivanSt's avatar

But apart from that, how did you enjoy the play?