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Well, Dub spoke Spanish which technically made him Hispanic (especially given his inability to speak English.)

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People divorce because they don't like the same <i>bands</i>!

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All they need is a wacky neighbor who always comes in without knocking and they'll be the perfect sitcom couple!

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Mine too, and she's been dead for twenty years.

EDIT: Love you, Mom.

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<i>“What am I supposed to do?"</i>

Judges are supposed to answer questions like that, not ask them.

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If a group of nations band together and pound the everloving shit out of him.

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What do you do with a moron Nazi What do you do with a moron Nazi What do you do with a moron Nazi Earli in the morning...

Put him the longboat til he's burning* Put him the longboat til he's burning Put him the longboat til he's burning Earli in the morning.

*votes

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Even if they're portrayed by Laurence Olivier?

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Hey, Anna, the Specials have <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gqH_0LPVoho" target="_blank">some advice</a> for you.

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The Mindweapons in Ragnarok site is bottomless. I could not find the end and not ONE kitten picture.

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Oh snap, does this mean I have to stop loathing AIPAC now? Because I think that's a deal-breaker.

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Man...he's a douchebag of the first water...but maybe their sex is off the hook? Once you love whitey, it's so nice and tighty.

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"If whites had a voice in the government..."

Wow. That was the most backwards, delusional paragraph I've seen since, umm, well, the last mindboggler.

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To be fair, who is she to judge?

Oh, wait...

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But apart from that, how did you enjoy the play?

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