Now if you know anything about the nature of this site (pop-culturey, feministy little sister to Wonkette) you may expect me to troll pickup artists (PUAs) in this post.
<em>Don&rsquo;t think, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not worth it. I shouldn&rsquo;t expect anything.&rdquo;</em>
After my last breakup (my choice), this might be the hardest part. I can visualize it, but getting from visualization to actualization takes a little more oomph than I&#039;ve got now.
Sara: Are your eyes brown? Hard to tell from the nice photo. They look like one could swim laps in them.
How was your day? Really? You wrote that really nice piece to try and make the world a better place - I hope the comments were favorable. They should have been. You&#039;re a very good writer. Funny, too. And there is nothing like a smile and a sense of humor in a woman. Intelligence is good - and you&#039;ve obviously got that. Compassion - and you wanted to make things happier and nicer for both women and men.
Funny is the top of the list. A great sense of humor can get people through a lot!
Well, it was fun! I hope today and tomorrow are just as great for you...
I know what some guys reading this are probably thinking, and while it is true that some girls don&#039;t respond to nice guys, you&#039;re probably better off not trying to pick them up in the first place.
I think it went out with the Elvis jacket and the zebra boots.
<em>Don&rsquo;t think, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not worth it. I shouldn&rsquo;t expect anything.&rdquo;</em>
After my last breakup (my choice), this might be the hardest part. I can visualize it, but getting from visualization to actualization takes a little more oomph than I&#039;ve got now.
Pierre?
How can you tell a Canadian is angry at you?
Angry Canadian stares at your shoes.
As proven in the documentary <i>Tootsie</i>.
&quot;Oh, My! How do you get into those tight jeans?&quot;
&quot;Well, first you buy me a drink...&quot;
Sara: Are your eyes brown? Hard to tell from the nice photo. They look like one could swim laps in them.
How was your day? Really? You wrote that really nice piece to try and make the world a better place - I hope the comments were favorable. They should have been. You&#039;re a very good writer. Funny, too. And there is nothing like a smile and a sense of humor in a woman. Intelligence is good - and you&#039;ve obviously got that. Compassion - and you wanted to make things happier and nicer for both women and men.
Funny is the top of the list. A great sense of humor can get people through a lot!
Well, it was fun! I hope today and tomorrow are just as great for you...
How about a tattoo of a ruler on your dick?
I know what some guys reading this are probably thinking, and while it is true that some girls don&#039;t respond to nice guys, you&#039;re probably better off not trying to pick them up in the first place.
Are you suggesting that I lose the ski mask?
&quot;An actual hot human woman.&quot;
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
speaking of <strike>boobs</strike> cantaloupes...
for the wingnuts- OKstupid
if this involves dressing up in a squirrel outfit count me out...