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SullivanSt's avatar

Well that, and general disgust at how utterly devoid of talent or intelligence our mainstream media hacks have become.

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"<i>Mr. Stoll apparently hopes to be remembered as the Emperor Qin Shi Huang of blogging, and has assembled an impressive army of straw men to accompany him to the afterlife."</i>

So full of win.

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He's been laughed out of one business already. Too bad this one's got so little overhead, that even a zombie like Brightfart can stay in operation.

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DB (DoucheBag) will very much enjoy having his name come up in police and court documents, whenever anybody thinking of hiring him spends a minute on the Googlz. Just use the system - cops and courts - and he'll be totally and most deservedly fucked.

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That's why the GOPtards are on the attack. She's everything Obama is, without the melanin -- and that scares the shit out of them.

bobbert's avatar

<i>So, will Russert-lite tell us who the Republicans can have speak that isn't a <strike>lightning</strike> nimrod?</i>

bobbert's avatar

Just like the old days, then.

bobbert's avatar

Well, if it caused him to drop dead, maybe.

Oh, wait, Russert, right? Nevermind.

bobbert's avatar

And they all punch Rmoney in the nuts.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Great call! I must agree with you on that one! As if electing George Bush wasn't a debacle.

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"[C]learly she wants us to become a dissident-shooting, abortion-forcing, one-party dictatorship too!"

Flip the abortion thing 180º and you've got the wingnut platform.

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No telling where lightning will strike, when the trees are all the right height.

SullivanSt's avatar

What Luke Russert means is he can't see the point of anything because he's a big ol' stoopid-head.