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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

John McCain. Still proudly serving.

FuKK Kari Lake

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Mark H. Jones's avatar

“That doesn’t make sense to me.” I think Kari Lake just found her campaign slogan.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I enjoy the contrast between what she means by that ("this defies common sense") and what is obvious to everyone else ("I do not understand simple food labels").

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Tessie's avatar

"The “socialist Marxist” is Democrat Ruben Gallego, and he’s actually neither."

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They use socialist, communist, Marxist, feminist, atheist, fascist, antifa, BLM, and LGBTQ as though they were interchangeable.

They don't know what ANY of those words mean, but they know they feel frightened and angry when they encounter them -- and since they lack empathy, they assume that everybody else is similarly "triggered" by them, so they use them as generic scare words.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

They think it makes them look like they have large, important vocabularies when we know it's just because they think "motherfucker" makes them seem too ethnic.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

To be fair, that is EXACTLY how their cultists have been programmed to think, so it’s a winning strategy. Up to a point, of course…

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Those words are synonyms for “disliked by MAGAts”.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I understand your use of an understated euphemism, but "Deemed worthy of death by MAGAts" seems more precise.

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Tessie's avatar

“I don’t think he can even control what comes out of his mouth anymore. I mean, there’s something going on right now with him and I’m …”

Bannon giggled while Lake continued. These are classy people.

“Well, we saw it,” Lake continued. “I don’t know what it is, there’s something medically, when you freeze up like that and they have to, like, take your body and move it away from the podium, something’s going on there,"

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Mitch McConnell has been the Devil since at least the Obama years.

That said, apparently the enemy of my enemy can ALSO be an ass wipe.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

“I don’t think he can even control what comes out of his mouth anymore. I mean, there’s something going on right now with him..."

That seems like it could be describing DJT himself.

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Tessie's avatar

I can never remember her name, so on the rare occasion when I must think of her, I call her "Vaseline Dolly".

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I am NOT sending you to the store for party favors.

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Tessie's avatar

Last time I went to the store for party favors, I came back with confetti in the shape of flamingoes and palm trees, so I'm content.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

OK, here's ten bucks!

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GEM's avatar

'Kari Puddles' I heard somewhere.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Was "Kari Sump" already taken?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

She's actually George Santos in drag. She threw a dart at a map, and it landed on Kari Lake.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I was given to understand that George Santos was George Santos in drag.

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Maybe's avatar

Freezing up and saying nothing is probably better than running off at the mouth telling lies.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

At first I just thought this woman was only a world class Grifty McGrifterson, but I'm starting to think she is actually not right in the head. I would even listen to arguments that she is possessed by an evil spirit - and in general, I don't believe evil, per se, exists.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Despite my general “meh” attitude towards gods, I would actually be more inclined to believe in spirits of place a la Shintoism. And if there’s a kami of Mar a Lago, for instance, it’s GOT to be dripping with evil.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

May be she cursed to only be seen in unflattering light for the rest of her life.

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Tessie's avatar

Like a Loehmann's dressing room.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You don't think she's angling for Bergdorf Goodman?

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Tessie's avatar

She's angling for a lot of things, but Loehmann's has THE most unflattering light I've ever seen.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, but at Bergdorf's she may have a chance for some sensitive intimacy with TFG.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Or even worse, cursed to be seen as who she is for the rest of her life.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Even worse, we may be cursed with seeing her for the rest of her life.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That’s already happening.

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

This screengrab looks like it was taken through waxed paper. What is UP with this woman?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Incredible vanity. Can’t let anyone see a single flaw on her face.

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Phried Ω's avatar

That kinda of ignores the sum of its parts being her face.

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Stephen Bramfitt's avatar

"Living Dorian Gray painting" is why I subscribe....

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Somewhere a handsome, stylish young man is serving the homeless in a food bank.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. Loony Lake is a loser, period. Or a loser, full stop, if you prefer.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"Doug Ducey won the Arizona governor’s race twice, including 2018 when Krysten Sinema beat fellow Republican Martha McSally."

Correct. Krystal Thriftstore is a Republican.

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Boscoe's avatar

lol I see what you did there.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

“We ran the greatest campaign, I think, in the country last cycle.”

Did she have have a (Jeanine) Pirroic Victory?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The boxwine empties on the lawn say "Yes."

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Norton C Scrod's avatar

The scary thing is, concerning Mitch, a lot of us agree with her. But if there’s something wrong with a senator that has to be led away from the podium, what’s the matter with an unelected troll who won’t admit she lost? What bacterium is eating away at HER brain?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Also, we can be compassionate while stating the man may indeed be physically past it. Lake and her ilk have only one speed: insult.

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Boscoe's avatar

This is what happens to your brain when you're such an awful person that only equally awful people will associate with you and that leads you to believe awful people are the "silent majority" because they're all you see around you.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My original thought was not to watch the debate and wait for Evan's much more entertaining assessment of said debate, but, if the MAGAts are going to view the whole thing as an assault on their sacred God and respond accordingly, it could be interesting.

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Norton C Scrod's avatar

So she’s going to show up, demand the podium, and dare security to stop her?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do you know who I am?

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Boscoe's avatar

Nah, this was carefully worded to sound rebellious to MAGA idiots but it's obvious it just means she'll be in the audience, probably heckling the candidates until she is removed. Then she'll be on the RW propaganda circuit crying about how we're clearly living in nazi Germany now, because look how her 1st Amendment rights were violated.

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