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I'd piss on the lake. Just not the part that's on fire.

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Seems to me like all Rethugs want to see what they can get away with, in every situation.

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I think it would be best for everyone concerned if she DID have to go home, and couldn't stay here.

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AZ barely rejected Kari Lake. Katie Hobbs is a proven representative of a working government (and a Dem in AZ, aka, Crazypants, USA). She’s a sane person who understands how statewide elections work, not a tv crank who screeches inflammatory rhetoric about stolen elections that haven’t happened yet. And Hobbs won by a startlingly narrow option. She won, and that’s what matters most, but candidates like Lake still present real challenges, especially in purple states. Lake claimed before the primaries that her campaign “detected” early fraud, but assured her supporters that she was a “fighter” who wouldn’t allow a stolen election. Then she allowed it, and herself stole a Tom Petty song, in true Trumpy form. Stay classy, MAGAs.

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Hey, Kari, Don’t Come Around Here No More.

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If asked to name a single founding father, I doubt she'd do any better than Sarah Palin.

On second thought, she'd do much worse. Sarah Palin, for all her faults, managed to refrain from hurling feces.

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Agreed. Very strong smells of Veep. She’s pretty, she’s daffy, and she’s fully MAGA. Trump is down on white evangelical men this time. He hated pretending to be a man of god for Pence anyway. That’s baby stuff. Pence wouldn’t even coup for him. Trump will stupidly believe he covers his bases with lady voters by having Lake. Evangelicals weren’t falling for Saint Trump again anyway. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…ain’t gonna fool God again.

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‘22 was a test to see if the MTGs could win elections on a grand scale. It didn’t happen, and once again, it feels like democracy held, barely.

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Oh, I thought at first you meant that she would name Sarah Palin as a "founding father."

I found this perfectly plausible.

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"Last Dance with Fascist Jane."

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Millard J. Fill Mo' Bettah Lake.

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We once had -to remove the lid on an abandoned septic tank. I would guess about 500,000.

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"open slot." Wonkette told me there would be no gynechological terms.

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How many times do I have to say that if the vote was rigged, why would we have let Moscow Mitch hang on to his seat?

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Kari Leak would be more appropriate now, I thing.

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Of course she has. The Lakes. Came over on the Mayflower from the Lake District.

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