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Well, they will have plenty of solar energy to enjoy. And sand. They could start an environmentally friendly glass industry.

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Then we could build a fence around it.

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Hey, remember when the Paultards were gonna build their own town out in some desert hellhole a few years back? Whatever happened to that? There was a Wonkette post about it, probably by Ken Layne.

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Thanks, that's exactly what I can't figure out. It must have something to do with keeping somebody else from being able to do it too.

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I feel that he spends a lot of time with Legos, acting out things that he will do when he grows up.

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"Standin' on the corner in Winslow Arizona, I'm such a Constitutional sight to see..."

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Patriotonia!

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It sounds a whole lot like he wants a constitutional monarchy - with him as king.

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Someone here, I don't remember who, said a few weeks back that "A Libertarian is just a republican who wants to smoke pot." Brilliant, and I concur! What are they gonna do when that blackity-black thug Kenyan muslin gay ISIS loving negro isn't in the White House anymore?

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From his manifesto… “Establishing and enforcing environmental regulations at the county level.” He sounds like some EPA lovin’, tree huggin’ hippie. Probably has tie dyed underwear.

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Officer Friendly hates seat belts because of personal liberty: <a href="http://www.sheriffmack.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sheriffmack.com/index.php/seat-belts">http://www.sheriffmack.com/...

Officer Friendly is a shit-fer-brains and is no more than a pimple on a Patriot's ass.

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Yeah. Nothing spells "freedom" like having every single person around you, no matter how crazy or felonious, toting loaded weaponry.

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What makes him think all those folks want him as the sheriff? Isn't one of the big problems with these gun kooks is that all of them think they oughta be the boss?

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Is there a requirement these nitwits always have such comical, childish "solutions" to problems , and that these solutions would actually cause great injury if done?

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<i>"Establishing and enforcing environmental regulations at the county level."</i>

Sounds like a good place to drop off my toxic waste.

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