Arizona GOP congressional candidate Jesse Kelly has passed the official Republican officeholder's personality test by demonstrating that the thing he most loves to talk about hating in public is also the very same thing he most loves to cuddle up with in private: stimulus dollars. (You probably thought for a minute there that we were going to say "penises in the mouth" or perhaps "Mexicans," which would have also been informed guesses.) The family-run construction company owned by Kelly's father and where Kelly also works
OK, so what you are telling me is that NEAR is a type of phonetic euphemism for that most infamous of derogatory shots at our darker complected brethren. And it sounds as if the use of this euphemism immediately denotes a severe mocking indictment of those who would unabashedly use said infamous derogatory shot in its original form. Have I got that right?
Is this a Wonketeer invention, or does this originate elsewhere?
National Energy Assistance Referral? Near Earth Asteroid Rendezvous? National Endowment for Alzheimer's Research? Northwest Electromagnetics & Acoustics Research? Never Eat Artichokes if Rocketing?
OK, so what you are telling me is that NEAR is a type of phonetic euphemism for that most infamous of derogatory shots at our darker complected brethren. And it sounds as if the use of this euphemism immediately denotes a severe mocking indictment of those who would unabashedly use said infamous derogatory shot in its original form. Have I got that right?
Is this a Wonketeer invention, or does this originate elsewhere?
Hmmm. Please forgive my ignorance.
National Energy Assistance Referral? Near Earth Asteroid Rendezvous? National Endowment for Alzheimer's Research? Northwest Electromagnetics & Acoustics Research? Never Eat Artichokes if Rocketing?
looks like that cactus is giving him the finger.
You've heard of circular reasoning?
Well this is what happens when the circle melds into a tetrahedron.