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SpideySenser's avatar

We all know once you go black ... oh, never mind

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

plastic fetus? Will it grow up to be a plastic Jesus?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

With a platform like that, he could succeed in any number of states.

Now I've depressed myself.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Don't we already have enough dicks in the House?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If I were serving with his unit (*snicker*) I'd always be watching my back.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Those gay, gay, gay old decaying roads and bridges that need to be replaced with good butch ones.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, but he can't talk with his mouth full

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Besides, red beans and rice!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

why, it's his nickname

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the OTC version isn't as strong though

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Baby Pesticide- the forgotten Spice Girl

SpideySenser's avatar

Are we preposition challenged today? ... "Or a man for raping all the women in his unit?" How's 'bout "with" his unit???

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I want to call voters "Republican pesticide" this November.