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We all know once you go black ... oh, never mind

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plastic fetus? Will it grow up to be a plastic Jesus?

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With a platform like that, he could succeed in any number of states.

Now I've depressed myself.

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Derp is the new black.

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Don't we already have enough dicks in the House?

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He must be rather fond of it.

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If I were serving with his unit (*snicker*) I'd always be watching my back.

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Those gay, gay, gay old decaying roads and bridges that need to be replaced with good butch ones.

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yeah, but he can't talk with his mouth full

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Besides, red beans and rice!

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why, it's his nickname

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the OTC version isn't as strong though

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they knew...

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Baby Pesticide- the forgotten Spice Girl

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Are we preposition challenged today? ... "Or a man for raping all the women in his unit?" How's 'bout "with" his unit???

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I want to call voters "Republican pesticide" this November.

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