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If you eat enough babies, you lactate too.

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Or if the kid has reproduced and this is happening to the next generation.

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That actually happens.

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The Wal Mart parking lot.

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"--Any baby named "Cheyenne" or "Neveah" has, at minimum, a 50% chance of becoming involved with Protective Services."

What are the chances if at least one parent has a misspelled tattoo?

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<i>Meanwhile, the couple will begin raising their daughter. They sat in McDonald’s eating burgers and fries...</i>

Yep, that's how you raise a kid in America.

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"It's not what you think! The site is more about assfucking!"

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Please. It's Riley's Gun Shop in Hooksett.

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The Palin, it seems.

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I don't think there's a Waffle House in NH. We do have a Cracker Barrel, though; so if you want to swap a porch rat AND patronize an Establishment known for its discriminatory employment practices. . .

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Yes, they do indeed. My daughter did so for a couple of days in her second week of life. She also demanded chocolate and called me a bitch the day before it started.

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I wish we could have heard the discussion between father and son.

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Is there nothing more joyous than reunited family? Let the celebratory beatings begin.

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To all the wild, hysterical, conspiracy-obsessed trolls: <a href="http:\/\/www.youngparents.com.sg\/qa\/i-heard-most-girls-get-%E2%80%9Cbaby-menstruation%E2%80%9D-some-point-during-first-two-months.-why-does-happen%3F" target="_blank"> babies menstruate.</a>

Especially female ones.

P.S. Don't be skeered. That link is totes legit.

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New Hampshire . . . check

(I can do this because I live here. No classist, moi.)

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