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chascates's avatar

What matters is how the father protected the child <i>before</i> birth, not after!

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It wouldn't matter if her point was rendered in dance, music, or ancient Mayan... it's still painfully stupid.

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I believe that Mr. Polis is often up so late that he's up early. That's been the secret of my success (such as it is.)

fuflans's avatar

i feel good about this because i am too poor to buy gas so i don't need alan's fucking stoplights.

jqheywood's avatar

The question is whether the Tea Party Old Guard will sacrafice itself for her, or will they go over to Perry in his Wellies?

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We'll call them Freedom Lights, and they'll always be green.

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Commie red? I dunno ... that's quite a tough set of choices. Maybe they put in blue lenses. They could put out blue traffic lights, and let the market decide.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is good news for Michele Bachmann!

(Because her idiot supporters are too stupid to ever notice anything at all, except for pauses for which to fill with teh clappingz)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Hey bitch, stop! Motherfucking STOP I said!!!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She'll have to destroy that factory to save it.

chascates's avatar

Bachmann and Palin have set back the possibility of a woman president back quite a few decades.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll be impressed when a Presidential candidate visits that Amazon warehouse.

Meanwhile, back here on earth, I continue to be astonished that Ole Crazy Eyes can take a few fragments of fact and spin them into the most absurd statements. How she's claiming the mental retardation from vaccine isn't "hers?"

Before that, earthquakes and storms were God's warnings. Then that was a joke. Then it was a metaphor.

TundraGrifter's avatar

National highways built during the Republican administrations of Ike for national defense.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

So you've never been to Boston, eh?