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Cheese's avatar

Bless dear bear and their approach to Friday. Love you MG

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Babe Paley's avatar

We had a Westie that we thought looked like a polar bear and so we had a bunch of polar bear stuff around. She was really pretty stupid but very sweet and when I see polar bears I think of her. She LOVED snow.

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Second Laws's avatar

Polar bear is the spirit animal of Monday cat from tabs a week or a few ago.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

If the bear were going faster, it would be a metaphor for Western liberal democracy.

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Menotsure's avatar

The polar bear just loves to slide

And does not try to hide it

Bystanders, though, had best beware

And never try to ride it.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Oso you think you're a poet, eh?

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Menotsure's avatar

More Ogden Nash than Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

or Clawed McKay

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Don’t get down on yourself, I couldn’t bear it.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

*crowd at the Ladies' Auxiliary applauding*

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tehbaddr's avatar

Aerodynamik!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Let's give Martini a hearty round of applause for all the TABZ!

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What A Debacle's avatar

Seconded!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aw thanks! The big applause goes to Rebecca who enables me to do this every weekday.

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What A Debacle's avatar

Muchas gracias!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Gives wolf whistle loud enough to stop passersby in their tracks!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Back-sliding bear hopes to bump into his sweetheart on Valentine's Day.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

💖 Joyeuse Saint-Valentin, Lady Martini de Glambassador, mon amour platonique!

🙇‍♂️ Merci beaucoup pour tout ce que tu fais.

🙏🏾 Que tous les dieux te bénissent et te protègent, toi et les tiens!

🫡 Vivez la révolution, camarade.

😉 {And h/t to Google Translate}

🤦🏼‍♂️ {Update: Oops, filled in wrong window, sorry in advance for doubleposting outside of this thread} 😂

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Speak to me like one of your french girls, Joe! ;-)

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Cela nécessitera des conseils, mon petit chou chou, non?

Je respecte autant la dame que la courtisane, le seigneur que le valet de pied. Mais ce respect reflète le leur.

La royauté n'est respectée que si je suis convoquée à un public face à face. Vos penchants peuvent peut-être avoir un impact important ou subtil, ou les deux. Des idées, mon petit chou chou? J'attends ton plaisir!

[Bisous la main, enlève son chapeau et s'incline profondément]

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tek's avatar

Happy Valentine's Day!

https://tinyurl.com/44xba7j5

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I imagined that bear stealth sliding towards a target, some poor seal catching some sun while the theme from 𝘑𝘢𝘸𝘴 plays...

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I wish they wouldn't put music over these. The bear is entertaining without it.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Gifs are sound-free 😁

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"I'll have what 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 having..."

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fka_fka_donnie_d's avatar

Slide!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Body surfing!

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Stroke1's avatar

It's neat to see Penguins do that too.

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The Wanderer's avatar

And otters.

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Stroke1's avatar

You otter know.

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Kevin Hughes's avatar

Thanks, Wonkette-ees, for your comprehensive coverage of sociopathy. Given the administration’s efforts to remove Critical Race Theory that isn’t part of the public school curriculum to begin with, I suggest replacing it with Critical Asshole Theory to educate aspiring 8th grade graduates, which includes the entire MAGA base (no offense to 8th graders), about sociopath-extraordinaires Musk, Trump, Vance, Miller, Vought, Kennedy, Hegseth, and others. This could even spawn a reality TV show where they could audition when they lose their existing gigs soon. HOL

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What A Debacle's avatar

GREAT MUSIC CHOICE TRIX!

The Church- Starfish is one of those very rare perfect albums. Every song is fantastic. Check it out, on repeat

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Halfallachian's avatar

I remember reading somewhere that during his last maladministration, some government office fulfilled their requirement to display his photo by shrinking the image down to the size of a postage stamp, a nice example of malicious compliance.

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rags's avatar

I now have friends who have been preemptively fired by their federal agencies despite their employment being under contract. Two of tens of thousands. And tens of thousands of grants and contracts with outside institutions abrogated.

Can TFG do anything other than declare that he will not honor any judicial review at this point? If he does not, what he has done will cost the government 100x more than they 'saved' and the feds will not have nearly enough lawyers left to defend all the cases.

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HuffPost: White House Makes Cruel Valentine's Day Joke On Social Media

"In a special holiday post, the White House shared on its official X account an image of a pink Valentine's Day card featuring the floating heads of both Trump and his border czar Tom Homan, who is helping to lead the administration's deportation efforts.

The card comes with an ugly message: "Roses are red / Violets are blue / Come here illegally / And we'll deport you." https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1890441976417264027?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1890441976417264027%7Ctwgr%5Eae14bdebdb4c60210c1a3de1c5e8b9c9a0e36153%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fdonald-trump-white-house-live-updates_n_67aa443de4b0cced3687c9ec

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

IT dicks gon' IT dick. FAFO, Big Balls and crew(s). "Sofa King" fuuunnyyy! 🙄🤪🤯😂

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/02/doges-gov-site-lampooned-as-coders-quickly-realize-it-can-be-edited-by-anyone/

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Loving that in the midst of the chaotic cutting, Glenn Youngkin got his signature coding project dumped in the can. Apparently sucking up to Trump doesn't protect your funds.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know why I got SPAM from the government printing office telling me to sign up to get official copies of TFG/Couch Guy photos. I'm a lowly admin who doesn't work in the RA's office. But I have until the 19th. I'll get right on it...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know why I got SPAM from the government printing office telling me to sign up to get official copies of TFG/Couch Guy photos. I'm a lowly admin who doesn't work in the RA's office. But I have until the 19th. I'll get right on it...

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Happy Valentines Day, errybody.

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Babe Paley's avatar

How are we doing, my friends?

I know it's a pretend holiday, but I LOVE Valentine's Day (or, as a dumb former coworker called it, "Valen-times", like, the time of valens.)

I like pink and red and flowers, though I don't like candy. I told my husband that if we were going to be together there would need to be a fuss for birthday and Valentine's.

He's never failed with that. Tonight he's making shrimp Creole and I expect there will be a card and flowers. His shrimp Creole is really wonderful.

It's dreary and gross here, and I'd like to just take a nap.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

' "Valen-times", like, the time of valens' It was in the reign of Emperor Valens that the Huns drove a bunch of Goths over the Danube. Romans originally gave them refuge, but Valens treacherously murdered their chief. In the ensuing Battle of Adrianople, not only was Valens killed but the whole army of the Eastern Empire was slaughtered, and the Goths rampaged around the Balkans practically unopposed for a couple decades before deciding they liked Italy better.

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cynmac's avatar

I am not into Valentine's Day but my boyfriend likes the analog 3/14 Steak and Blowjob Day. I told him that if that's the case, he would at least have to take me on a date and buy me a card for Valentine's Day. So we are going to see Captain America on Tuesday afternoon. That said, we do make a big deal of our birthdays and our anniversary.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

You know who else loves Valentines Day? Jill Biden! We miss you.

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weejee's avatar

That critter is bearly awake.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

So apparently the White House has been excluding the AP reporter from events because AP's style book still refers to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Mexico.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-ap-journalism-first-amendment-8a83d8b506053249598e807f8e91e1ae

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Vance follows Musk in practically endorsing AfD prior to the Feb. 23 elections. Note the typical JDV hyperbole of "opening floodgates to millions of unvetted." Thanks Yale Law!

From HuffPost:

"Vice President JD Vance spoke before the Munich Security Conference in Germany, where European leaders are gathering to discuss policy and assess threats to the continent and beyond. But instead of using any of his time onstage to address Russia’s war in Ukraine — a conflict that Ukrainian President Zelenskyy says could ignite a broader war with NATO as soon as next year — Vance focused his attention on what he called threats “from within.”

“I believe there is nothing more urgent than mass migration,” Vance said. He blamed migration trends for attacks on European crowds such as the one in Munich on Thursday, in which an asylum-seeker is believed to have injured at least 28 people by ramming a car into a labor union demonstration.

Vance said that voters did not want leaders “to open the floodgates to millions of unvetted immigrants.” He also appeared to nod to the far-right Alternative for Germany party by saying that “shutting people out of the political process protects nothing.”"

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I guess he subscribes to the theory "dance with the one that brung you." If racism is your ticket to power, better stick with it.

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Ex-Swedish Prime Minister Accuses Vance Of Interfering In Germany's Election

Former Swedish prime minister Carl Bildt, the co-chair of the European Council on Foreign Relations, said the vice president's address was "significantly worse than expected," accusing Vance of committing "blatant" election interference in favor of the far-right Alternative for Germany party, which already has a prominent supporter in the Trump administration — Elon Musk.

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Vermicious Kid's avatar

Couldn’t put my finger on it til finding out today, but Vought RADIATED mean divorced man energy. That whole “it’ll be a bloodless revolution if the left allows it to be” = “look what you made me do.” What a piece of garbage he is.

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