Not the point of the article, but can we get an edit? "like the scene in Coco when Miguel tries to make his grandma remember she was *Hector's daughter.*"
He just wanted to see his baby girl one last time. 😭
When I first saw the FPOTUS on some television show I immediately thought, "Creep!". Then I learned that he would walk into aspiring teen girls' dressing room, unannounced. I didn't need the Epstein Files to convince me that the man is despicable.
I wish I could have been in the room with the MAGAs who actually believed that the NFL and the Dumbfuck administration had cooked up the Bad Bunny concert together so that they could have a mass deportation as entertainment. I wonder if they're still waiting with confused looks on their faces.
But Marcie, you’re missing the point. Conservatives were forced, forced I tell you! To spend 15 minutes of their lives listening to someone sing in Spanish while watching hundreds of Latino people dance and enjoy themselves instead of cowering in fear of an ICE raid. They may never recover from the trauma of learning that the biggest night on television of the year wasn’t 100% about them!
Why isn’t anyone thinking of the poor white pop singer whose job was stolen last night?
They had perfectly awful substitute programming to watch, nobody forced them or their rotten kids to watch anything. Even then, they couldn't help themselves from bitching about what WE were doing.
They couldn’t help it. Just knowing that the fabric of American culture included something you wouldn’t see at a shit stomper bar in Arkansas on Country Line Dancing Night prevented them from enjoying Toilet Paper USA’s Salute to Gonorrhea.
"Yet they watched, even on giant screens at Mar-a-Lago."
It's all victimhood. TPUSA made an entire halftime show for these assholes to watch and they still can't stop bitching about what we do. None of them needed to watch but they all did anyway. Except Matt Walsh who told us he didn't watch and then proceeded to tell us how awful the thing he didn't see was.
Forget Bad Bunny. Most MAGAts probably didn’t survive hearing Brandi Carlile (a lesbian) sing “America the Beautiful” with two black string players, one with purple hair and one with green hair, while a Latino man signed in ASL. Talk about triggering!
MAGA spent 13 minutes discovering Puerto Rico exists and called it an attack on America.
If joy, history, Spanish, and rhythm feel like oppression, maybe the problem isn’t Bad Bunny.
It’s the fragile empire inside the couch cushions.
From commenter _larrylin_ off of the Intertubes:
"I didn't know a lot about Bad Bunny or Puerto Rican culture. So when watching the SuperBowl halftime show I had questions.
"What are piraguas? Whare are there telephone polies? What do these flags represent?
Afterward, I looked them up. I learned a ton and came away with a deeper understanding of Puerto Rican culture.
"Unfortunately, other folks have reacted with bigotry or anger. Why? The difference comes down to this:
"When you discover your own ignorance, do you feel threatened, or do you feel curious?"
That's why I want another 75 years of learning. I know a lot of what I love to learn, and then I learn something I didn't know I wanted to learn!
Are too many kids told to stop asking questions?
I'm going to legally change my name to "Unknown Staffer" so tRump can take all his anger out on me and leave the rest of humanity along.
Hey, someone has to take one for the team...
Dear MAGA,
The Culture Wars called.
You lost.
lol menthol Copenhagen
Not the point of the article, but can we get an edit? "like the scene in Coco when Miguel tries to make his grandma remember she was *Hector's daughter.*"
He just wanted to see his baby girl one last time. 😭
When I first saw the FPOTUS on some television show I immediately thought, "Creep!". Then I learned that he would walk into aspiring teen girls' dressing room, unannounced. I didn't need the Epstein Files to convince me that the man is despicable.
I wish I could have been in the room with the MAGAs who actually believed that the NFL and the Dumbfuck administration had cooked up the Bad Bunny concert together so that they could have a mass deportation as entertainment. I wonder if they're still waiting with confused looks on their faces.
The confused looks on their faces are from the nachos in their stomach.
Grandma's original recipe my ass!
Oh, my ass!
The Rapist-Pedo-Party Leadership has to see who they're going to target next.
It was glorious, as is this marvelous piece; thank you so much explaining the intricacies in the storytelling. 🔥
WHY couldn't they get an American musical act, like Celine Dion or the Rolling Stones??
But Marcie, you’re missing the point. Conservatives were forced, forced I tell you! To spend 15 minutes of their lives listening to someone sing in Spanish while watching hundreds of Latino people dance and enjoy themselves instead of cowering in fear of an ICE raid. They may never recover from the trauma of learning that the biggest night on television of the year wasn’t 100% about them!
Why isn’t anyone thinking of the poor white pop singer whose job was stolen last night?
/sarcasm, though I would hope it was obvious.
They had perfectly awful substitute programming to watch, nobody forced them or their rotten kids to watch anything. Even then, they couldn't help themselves from bitching about what WE were doing.
They couldn’t help it. Just knowing that the fabric of American culture included something you wouldn’t see at a shit stomper bar in Arkansas on Country Line Dancing Night prevented them from enjoying Toilet Paper USA’s Salute to Gonorrhea.
Thank you Marcie 😊.
That's the best I can do while I dry my eyes.
Me too ☝️❤️🔥
Maybe Mar a lago showed the actual halftime show because no one knew how to access the ToiletPaper one?
"Yet they watched, even on giant screens at Mar-a-Lago."
It's all victimhood. TPUSA made an entire halftime show for these assholes to watch and they still can't stop bitching about what we do. None of them needed to watch but they all did anyway. Except Matt Walsh who told us he didn't watch and then proceeded to tell us how awful the thing he didn't see was.
The Puppy Bowl got more ratings than Toilet Paper USA’s salute to gonorrhea.
As it should.
Forget Bad Bunny. Most MAGAts probably didn’t survive hearing Brandi Carlile (a lesbian) sing “America the Beautiful” with two black string players, one with purple hair and one with green hair, while a Latino man signed in ASL. Talk about triggering!
I know it was a lot to take in all at once, but I think we've all concluded that baby steps just weren't working.