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Leviticus specifically condemns male homosexuality without any mention of female homosexuality at all. Can we assume that God is into hot girl-on-girl action?

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Thank you for proving me to be absolutely correct.

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I can certainly see it rolling over her idiot neighbor. Actually, I'd pay to see it!

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Now why don't some real Christians find out who this anonymous asshole is and start using their yard for the neighbor dog walk? (sans plastic bags, of course)

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You just keep proving my points for me.

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The same examples of incorrect capitalization coincidentally exist on her GoFundMe page...

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Poor you. So inferior. So Whiney.

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Has this nitwit been a regular here?

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I never left!

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One of them has no beard.

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"asshole fundamentalist Christian who lives in her neighborhood and is probably lowering everyone else’s property values" . That property value trend can be easily reversed by just getting more gheyz to move into the neighborhood.

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This story is so good. I needed this story this week. It brought a smile to my face.

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You keep losing.

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Jumped to conclusions, you all did. This was another scam based on hatred of Christians.

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