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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Leviticus specifically condemns male homosexuality without any mention of female homosexuality at all. Can we assume that God is into hot girl-on-girl action?

cessnadriver's avatar

Thank you for proving me to be absolutely correct.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I can certainly see it rolling over her idiot neighbor. Actually, I'd pay to see it!

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Now why don't some real Christians find out who this anonymous asshole is and start using their yard for the neighbor dog walk? (sans plastic bags, of course)

cessnadriver's avatar

You just keep proving my points for me.

ShellyTheK's avatar

The same examples of incorrect capitalization coincidentally exist on her GoFundMe page...

cessnadriver's avatar

Poor you. So inferior. So Whiney.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Has this nitwit been a regular here?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

One of them has no beard.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

"asshole fundamentalist Christian who lives in her neighborhood and is probably lowering everyone else’s property values" . That property value trend can be easily reversed by just getting more gheyz to move into the neighborhood.

Mamta Desai's avatar

This story is so good. I needed this story this week. It brought a smile to my face.

T_Cat9's avatar

Jumped to conclusions, you all did. This was another scam based on hatred of Christians.