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Frank Underboob's avatar

Math or meth?

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Courser's avatar

Eh... depends on the drug. Weed in Colorado is maybe kind of high, but that's partially because of the taxes and it really is some pretty primo weed.

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MilwaukeeKent's avatar

It's always been interesting that many a defendant has shown up in court to find they've been charged for possession of LESS drugs than what they know for a fact the cops took off them.

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Charles Coley Jr.'s avatar

That is exactly what I've been saying for years. Lead By Freaking Example!

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Members of Congress, too.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Let's have the same drug laws in 1910. Somehow the sky did not fall.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Seriously, in the last 16 years, what, if anything, has the Republican party done to help America or Americans? Is there one significant piece of legislation -- and don't say Medicare Part D -- that they passed or helped pass that has actually benefited the middle class?

This is a masterful piece of trolling. And trolling is the only thing left to do with a party that refuses to compromise in the spirit of democracy.

Let the good times troll, baby!

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H0mer0's avatar

I heard that menthol could make one test positive for speed.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Healthy capitalist competition. Breeding the best product to outsell the competing lines.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The superstorm mussed his hair?

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

A more muscular Democratic Party? Can it be? Yes please!

"Rich people who get piles of tax deductions, even though technically, they cost us more." is a narrative that so needs to be played out in all State Legislatures! Especially Red States like Kansas (boy did Brownback get some serious burn on a healthcare co's departure, not letting the door hit them on the way out.)

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AncienReggie's avatar

Yeah, it's gonna do that. And in some states, they'll try to drag it out to three years, apparently just for kicks.

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AncienReggie's avatar

Well, then, urine trouble.

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middleclassman1's avatar

Ryan also benefited from the safety net but he forgets that like a good R.

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Mickey Donovan's avatar

Umm, my neighbours ,but not me of course, grow some pretty good shit that costs virtually nothing but love and some good times in the garden. May we all be so organic.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

This Congresslady is a freakin' genius!

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