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Janice Dignum's avatar

Money flooding into Canadian bonds.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

At age 64, I suppose this shitfeast will last the rest of my life. Far out.

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Maybe's avatar

Possibly, but Hitler and Mussolini did not last that long after they became full dictators. The war took care of them, though at a great cost. Perhaps if trumpy attacks Greenland some defenders will come forth.

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See bio.'s avatar

Please start ordering the Donald J Trump...a soft shell chicken TACO...

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Dirk MacDiarmid's avatar

'Sing, O muse, of the rage of Kirk, spawn of Trump, that brought countless ills upon the Americans."

Homer's Brother

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Farts and the man I sing..."

the Weenie-ad.

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JCfromNC's avatar

// MAGA continues to treat the untimely murder of Charlie Kirk //

Point of order, doesn't the phrase "untimely murder" imply there could have been a murder that was timely?

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Maybe's avatar

An excellent point. I am against killing except in self-defense or the defense of others (including cats), but Kirk did sort of volunteer when he decided it was okay if a few people died in order to protect gun rights (guns have more rights than people, after all). I doubt that he thought he would be one of them.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm mourning Churlie Church as I see fit. That is, not at all.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Charlie Kirk is these malignant bastards' Horst Wessel.

Someone is probably composing a (not even as catchy) anthem about him now.

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Maybe's avatar

Or Saint Kirk. Perhaps trumpy will declare himself Pope and sanctify Kirk.

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Stephen St John's avatar

These people never miss an opportunity to grift. Oh, and also this: Axios: President Trump likely “wouldn’t oppose” Congress creating a national holiday honoring Charlie Kirk, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said Monday.

These people are INSANE!

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Jimmy Kimmel is apparently going back on the air, at least on many stations.

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Stephen St John's avatar

I'm enjoying thinking about all the ketchup that's being thrown at the wall at Mar-A-Lardo right now.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

He wastes a lot of that stuff. And we should remember, "it's a vegetable." 'Tis a sin!

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Maybe's avatar

Tomatoes are fruits, botanically speaking. So is corn.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Fire fountains on the funeral stage?

May be wholly culturally appropriate...provided your culture is "wrasslin'".

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Maybe's avatar

For trumpsters, family values mean trumpy family values. Lots of show and no content.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Muh pray-ares was all marked "Return tuh Sender".

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BlueSpot's avatar

The whole lot of them are nothing but snowfakes.

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Maybe's avatar

Rather than comment on the endless number of silly and hysterical comments the right makes about (Saint) Kirk, I will merely point out that dragons don't have armies.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dragons don't need armies.

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Because everyone knows dragons are pacifists.

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Maybe's avatar

They are also huge and powerful. That definitely helps if you want to be a pacifists.

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IAmArlo's avatar

Sorry to be so late to this party, but I’m not the same kind of Christian that Charlie Kirk claimed to be. Do not expect me to mourn someone who by my definition actively served evil and power in this world. My sympathies to his family and loved ones, however, and I will pray for his soul …which might need a little more help than some people think.

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Maybe's avatar

All of the major religions started as cults. When they became big, they were considered to be religions.

America's "Kristians" have returned to cult status.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Believers Remember This: "Christ" is a title, not a name. Which means if you're a "Christian" it translates as "Titleist". Which, in turn, means you are a Golf Ball destined to spend your afterlife at Bedminster, or some other Sir Property. Maybe even in the rough.

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D Davalos's avatar

It would be great if ppl stopped referring to this individual with initials only as if on a par with JFK MLK FDR--feels like giving in to the narrative somehow.

With love and hope,

C.K.

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Zyxomma's avatar

CK is Calvin Klein, now and forever.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

"We?"

Who in Tartarus does Miller mean by "we?"

Himself and Trump and Hegseth and RFK junior?

And stand for what is good, what is virtuous, what is noble?

This bargain-basement Goebbels?

Words fail.

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