For those Americans who think of Arizona at all, there are two distinct parts of the forty-eighth state: the beautiful natural scenery and the awful white residents. But a brave band of liberal revolutionaries in the smart-person stronghold of Pima County is reviving a 45-year-old plan to split Tuscon and the surrounding Sonoran desert from those hideous cretins in their Phoenix hellscape. On next year's presidential ballot, the secession of "Baja Arizona" will go to the voters. And if the whole state or the legislature or some confusing combination allows it, and the nincompoops in Congress grant it, Baja Arizona will become America's 51st state ... just in time for being sold back to Mexico with the
Not those Phoenicians, silly....the hoverbots in the Valley of the Sun!
Gawd, I am soooo glad I escaped from there 33 years ago. And for those proposing Baja Arizona....please include Flagstaff & the Canyon. Those folks, with whom I dwelt for 4 blessed years at NAU, do not deserve to be stuck with the Hell that is Maricopa County. They should also have liberal refugee policies for the good folk (like my family) trapped there.
Interestingly, southern Arizona is the Arizona portion of the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Arizona_Territory_%28Confederate_States_of_America%29" target="_blank">Arizona Territory (CSA)</a>.
loved that movie...
Worked for John Travolta in <i>Battlefield Earth</i>. A cult classic that became, well, a cult classic.
Um... wouldn&#039;t &#039;no taxes&#039; be the rule in Teabagistan, the <i>other</i> half of AZ?
Oooh, and I forgot to add:
Carthago delenda est!
Not those Phoenicians, silly....the hoverbots in the Valley of the Sun!
Gawd, I am soooo glad I escaped from there 33 years ago. And for those proposing Baja Arizona....please include Flagstaff &amp; the Canyon. Those folks, with whom I dwelt for 4 blessed years at NAU, do not deserve to be stuck with the Hell that is Maricopa County. They should also have liberal refugee policies for the good folk (like my family) trapped there.
Good for them. Go for it, I say.
Why stop at Arizona? Let&#039;s take a look at the rest of the states.
What have the Phoenicians ever done for us?
Well, there is the ....hmmm....actually, not a damn thing!
I&#039;ll help Rick and Anita GoodHair pack if you can make this happen.
Interestingly, southern Arizona is the Arizona portion of the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Arizona_Territory_%28Confederate_States_of_America%29" target="_blank">Arizona Territory (CSA)</a>.
Waitaminnit, who&#039;s taking Florida? Don&#039;t tell me we&#039;re still stuck w/ the Penis-State!