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sounds about right

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Fuck you Jeff Sessions for being a racist Keebler Elf.

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Yep. The cops even have their own "dark site."

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Granny Clampett Libelz!11!!!!111!!

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So, what do you think about Jeff Sessions?

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That's pretty gross, actually; while it's not overtly a rape joke, it's close enough that somebody flagged it. Please review the rules.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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With visions of Pecan Sandies dancing in their shark heads...

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Democratic mayors and city councils throughout the country chronically fail to tackle their cities' policing issues. Frankly, it's an embarrassment. Makes the party look inept or worse. If a local government can't tackle basic problems, perhaps it shouldn't exist. Send in an emergency manager. As for intimidation, it's fair to say those who riot over police misdeeds aren't intimidated. They'd better serve their communities by putting their energies into police reform.

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If you have ever spoken with his mother, she didn't have an accent. she went to private school in baltimore and lived in lutherville most of her life. And yes, he "does" the accent, like most of us on occasion, but in general, we don't "have" the accent.

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TIL(almost no one where I'm from "has" the accent either, and that begs the whole question of what "the" accent even is in a place that big)

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OK, this is one of those articles that makes me remember to click the recommended button. Kudos...

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Yup, for 99% of them, it was a day's pay, nothing more

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Fuck her!

you know, if she stuck to that, I wouldn't have a problem with her. Kendall, you got lucky and won the genetic lottery- stick to modeling and being a subject for all the supermarket rags like People Magazine, or doing fluff interviews on Access Hollywood (or whatever it is people like you do). But don't appropriate other people's cultural touchstones and make a mockery out of serious issues, just to pimp some fucking Pepsi.

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wait until it is against the law to video cops.A government who thinks leaks are worse than treason are heading that way already

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**standing ovation**

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Nice try. But I don't think Jefferson Beauregard reads Wonkette...

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