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Sunhead's avatar

Jesus was a Semite, so it means Love of Jesus? Right?

Queen Méabh's avatar

LOLOLOLOL! "The next time, we give the fire to the Woman." No shit.

Zyxomma's avatar

So, now "globalist" is code for Jew? Hard to keep up.

Zyxomma's avatar

Some of us never forgot that.

SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

Hasn't Paul Ryan been a pretty loyal stooge to the trump administration?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

The fact that nothing they believe is ever true doesn't discourage them in the slightest. I think the Venn diagram of religious zealots and Republicans is probably just a big circle.

SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

Yeah but these numbers look promising

Electric Ukulele Land's avatar

Like that counts for anything

DodgeDixie&Descartes's avatar

I mean, wow! It's never boring sampling new flavours of alt-right, even if they all taste like compost. Philosemitism. Who knew? Before Orange Julius Caesar I pretty much thought the alt-right was made up of (1) KKK. (2) Skinheads. (3) Self proclaimed Neo-Nazis. (4) Posse Comitatus. (5) A handful of militia-type gun guys. But now it seems that there are dozens of "haters," each with their own 501c(3) organization. All-right intellectual antisemitism... It sounds like something Pat Buchanan might have made up on a day when Peggy Noonan wrote something nice about Mexicans and thus he decided to visit Taco Bell and channel Henry Ford for an afternoon. Who knew that it was a "thing?" Obviously Nehlen and Bannon...I'd be pretty pissed off if I belonged to the Charles Martel Society and Orange Julius just went all philosemitic and moved an embassy to Jerusalem just to get his name on a train station! Now I wanna rewatch the Lincoln -- Douglas Debates for signs of creeping Semetic influence. Does Paul Ryan keep kosher? That sneaky RINO... I'll bet that he does!

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

I was bullied as a child and I'm pretty liberal. So there's one.(Actually, two of the bullies, identical twins go figure, wound up in jail, as I recall)

tkrepel's avatar

It gets even better: Paul Nehlen's manifesto or whatever was published by the good birther folks at WorldNetDaily:

http://superstore.wnd.com/W...

WND has gone to ground on Nehlen -- hasn't written a thing about him in three months or so, despite heavily promoting him as a Ryan-killer before that. It also hasn't said what it will do about his coveted status as a WND author.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

In the same jail at the same time or it isn't twins!

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

The the usual fake news smokescreen.