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Sinners are much more fun (It's in the Book of Joel.)

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They don't pronounce the silent "former" in former-Judeo, Christian. (The comma gets glossed over, too.)

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How is that not child abuse? Oh wait .... Texas. Never mind.

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That's "Semenary."

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Don't forget the Unitarians. They're practically atheists, except of course for the God thing.

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Certainly needs to stop worshipping his own.

Strangely enough, maybe he needs to get out more.

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They must have left this stuff out of the Cliff Notes.

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So long as I get 72 girls who really know what they're doing, coffee is fine.

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Works for me.

What's odd with some of these scandals is that the wife is so often a 10... and the other woman (when it is a woman) is far from it. I mean, check out Ahnold's "babe", and Ensign's. There's this urge to call the guy and ask: "Dude -- really?"

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Even though the team had to drop that cool-looking pointy hood from the uniform, it's still enticing to some people.

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That's the REAL attraction of the conversion: Tell Christian God, "Oops. My bad." and he gives you a stern look, then chuckles, winks, and send you on your way. Jewish God, in contrast, never forgets -- in fact, he sides with your wife.

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John the Baptist did the deed.

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I can see where Pharisee types might not be down with that.

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(Bumper sticker on Harold Camping's car.)

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That is very bad news for MItt Romney.

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Son ... you're on your own.

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