Important fundamentalist Baptist official Albert Mohler has some unsolicited advice for Anthony Weiner: Why not worship therealgod, Jesus, instead of that Jew god you claim to love so much.
What's odd with some of these scandals is that the wife is so often a 10... and the other woman (when it is a woman) is far from it. I mean, check out Ahnold's "babe", and Ensign's. There's this urge to call the guy and ask: "Dude -- really?"
That's the REAL attraction of the conversion: Tell Christian God, "Oops. My bad." and he gives you a stern look, then chuckles, winks, and send you on your way. Jewish God, in contrast, never forgets -- in fact, he sides with your wife.
Sinners are much more fun (It's in the Book of Joel.)
They don't pronounce the silent "former" in former-Judeo, Christian. (The comma gets glossed over, too.)
How is that not child abuse? Oh wait .... Texas. Never mind.
That's "Semenary."
Don't forget the Unitarians. They're practically atheists, except of course for the God thing.
Certainly needs to stop worshipping his own.
Strangely enough, maybe he needs to get out more.
They must have left this stuff out of the Cliff Notes.
So long as I get 72 girls who really know what they're doing, coffee is fine.
Works for me.
What's odd with some of these scandals is that the wife is so often a 10... and the other woman (when it is a woman) is far from it. I mean, check out Ahnold's "babe", and Ensign's. There's this urge to call the guy and ask: "Dude -- really?"
Even though the team had to drop that cool-looking pointy hood from the uniform, it's still enticing to some people.
That's the REAL attraction of the conversion: Tell Christian God, "Oops. My bad." and he gives you a stern look, then chuckles, winks, and send you on your way. Jewish God, in contrast, never forgets -- in fact, he sides with your wife.
John the Baptist did the deed.
I can see where Pharisee types might not be down with that.
(Bumper sticker on Harold Camping's car.)
That is very bad news for MItt Romney.
Son ... you're on your own.