On Tuesday, a group of happy Christians celebrated the dedication of a brand new plaque reading "In God We Trust" over the doors of the Anderson County Courthouse in Clinton, Tennessee.
. . . there's no worse form of persecution than being haunted by the thought that someone somewhere in your country is having more fun than you are.
Can you imagine how annoyed Zombie FDR is that it's not called Roosecurity?
Sadly, too late in the day for the fisties this deserves.
There must be porn involving timecube, but I don't want to know about it.
"I wonder if their pastor knows they're on the pole. "
He's one of the investors in the club.
"There must be porn involving timecube"
If there wasn't, there is now.
Colbert sometimes knocks it right out of the park too.
4 of those kids over 20 and none of them married? What's the problem?
Oh, c'mon, that's Ponies 201. We were introduced to that weeks ago.
Although, to be fair, Dok hasn't said much about it recently.
******* Warning.
Couple thousand miles of Atlantic Ocean.
That's about it.
It's a land of smiles, it's a land of derp.â«
. . . there's no worse form of persecution than being haunted by the thought that someone somewhere in your country is having more fun than you are.
FIFY
The JeebusTards indoctrinate the girls, not just the boys . . . but I'm sure they'd change that if they could.
Q4. Are you a proper Bible-believing (Baptist) Christian?
T. Go to Q5
F. {Trapdoor opens}
I abandoned hope long ago.
Elton John?