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Can you imagine how annoyed Zombie FDR is that it's not called Roosecurity?

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Sadly, too late in the day for the fisties this deserves.

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There must be porn involving timecube, but I don't want to know about it.

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"I wonder if their pastor knows they're on the pole. "

He's one of the investors in the club.

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"There must be porn involving timecube"

If there wasn't, there is now.

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Colbert sometimes knocks it right out of the park too.

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4 of those kids over 20 and none of them married? What's the problem?

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Oh, c'mon, that's Ponies 201. We were introduced to that weeks ago.

Although, to be fair, Dok hasn't said much about it recently.

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******* Warning.

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Couple thousand miles of Atlantic Ocean.

That's about it.

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It's a land of smiles, it's a land of derp.♫

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. . . there's no worse form of persecution than being haunted by the thought that someone somewhere in your country is having more fun than you are.

FIFY

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The JeebusTards indoctrinate the girls, not just the boys . . . but I'm sure they'd change that if they could.

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Q4. Are you a proper Bible-believing (Baptist) Christian?

T. Go to Q5

F. {Trapdoor opens}

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I abandoned hope long ago.

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