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That's what I'm talking about! One handed, right out of the air.

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Four More Years!

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Trumplethinskin in yuuuugggee snit today, as the Olympics Committee had the audacity to schedule their opening ceremony in Rio last night, competing with his fine big words and endorsement of important Poor Flinging GOP Monkey. So, in order to bring thrills to his zillions of fans, he held a special ceremony today:

http://www.truthdig.com/ima...

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let's not, and say fuck you, and the horse that rode you in.

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i don't think even johnny "wad" homes had that many fucks.

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and another, and another, ad infinitum.

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'Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready!'

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corvairs were awesome. and made a unique sand rail. i made one. faster than a v-dub.

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i had a '70 challenger rt in high school. wish i could afford another one.

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that, and the annoying tendency for the engine to fall out when the mounts rusted out.

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oh that's not nice

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A while back there was an article about Obama dining with Anthony Bourdain. I would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to invite both of them to dinner (after we get our new range installed - right now, it's sitting all forlorn in the middle of our half-renovated kitchen. Sigh), and maybe a third person. I'm going for Tom Bodett or Judy Dench or Helen Mirren or Garrison Keillor. How nifty would that be?

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Hey, don't forget that time machine he has stored next to the Stargate in Wyoming...

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lulz

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Hell, just make him a SCOTUS judge already.

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I *thought* I recognized Carl's name...

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