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Take the children and yourselfAnd hide out in the cellarBy now the fighting will be close at handDon't believe the church and stateAnd everything they tell youBelieve in me, I'm with the high command

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It's Hillary's fault for not being pure. Much better to have the GOP's saggy orange messiah instead

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SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM!?? DID THE STAIRS GET HIM?!?

Oh damn, had my hopes up there.

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Oy. Frustrating!

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I know, rats!

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The moment Cheat-o Benito's Supreme Court nominee gets successfully moved out of committee and up for a vote, Obama should sue for violation of his Constitutional Rights. Those rights are clearly spelled out in Article 2, section 2, and there's been no legitimate reasoning put forward for denying him his rights other than Bitch McConnell making up some non-Constitutional fairytale that they were "letting the American People decide," and then "gambling" on Trump getting in office.

I'd love to see a lawyer get Mitch on the stand and ask him to try to explain how that "decision" even works, when more Americans actually did "decide" and they clearly said NO to The Persimmon Puss-Pilferer.

Obama's the only one with this unique kind of standing, and it surely needs to be addressed by the Judiciary Branch, as these Executive branch powers have been usurped by a minority of the Legislative branch, and such overreach needs some kind of check.

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And a reasonably sized vocabulary, instead of 400 words.

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The "fake tears Schumer" thing really melts my butter! This is a man who had his family ripped apart during WWII. I'm SO sure he cries crocodile tears when seeing the same thing happen to another religious group. Hey Donnie, real men cry you heartless fuckface.

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That's one of my favorites.

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Boy, do they ever have it now.

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Yeah, that is worse than "Little Marco" and even "Crooked Hillary." Heartless and without soul, also, too.

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We started referring to Nixon as "former president" because he resigned in disgrace. Every other president deserves the courtesy of the title, just like former governors and former generals. So, GHW Bush is still President Bush, Bill Clinton is still President Clinton, and Barack Obama is still President Obama.

George W Bush, on the other hand, is "the former Decider".

Respect to the respectable!

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And I would vote for him all over again!

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Hot Immortal God-King OF MY PANTS Obama

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I think we really do need to refer to him as President X.

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I'm hoping we get a new acronym: Current In-Mate former President Trump (ChIMP-T)

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