Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal
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Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal
"Wheels up, rings off," amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about this sexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia?
* Pay your prostitute DUMBASS.
* They had a Groupon.
* 10 Recommendations For a quicker and much easier Purchase When Selling Your House
* Obama is probably using hookers too because MOOCHELLE.
* Obama's lack of leadership duh.
* The character of POTUS's staff is a direct reflection on poor character of POTUS duh.
* Also Bill Clinton's fault duh.
* Should former Obama social secretary Desiree Rogers be fired again? Yes she should be fired again.
* Coochie coochie! (Charo)
* Charo is from Spain DUMBASS.
* RON PAUL!
Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal
Ah, the 24-hour Tex-Mex treat! I miss taking the Austin paper because they often include the 'buy 1, get another for $1' coupons! And I always get the borracho beans!
Everybody is inexplicably drawn to KFC about every 9 months, you think it can't be that bad, and get a box/bucket of greasy goodness, with corn on a stick and mashed potatoes with lava gravy. Then you spend 24 hours giving birth to a , well, you know, and you're good for another 9 months. Strangely we all forget the pain and go back in another 9 months.