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Trump clearly has tertiary syphilis. It would irresponsible not to speculate.

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I would have if I'd have gone. Yeah.

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Well, she'd have to GO first.

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I speculate Microsoft Bob

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There's a Muslim woman who lives in my neighborhood and jogs for exercise. She wears something similar to a burkini made of white linen-looking material. She appears far chicer than anyone else who exercises publicly around my place.

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That's the stupidest excuse on the planet no matter what it's used for.

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That also happened to me. I felt like I was being tortured during the GOP convention. So I signed up for the ad-free Wonk. That immediately removed the script-error pop-ups (and the jerky ads), so it's worth $4.99/mo. But then more recently Wonkette started to refuse to load properly. It would tell me I was signed in but wouldn't recognize me. So I couldn't comment or upfist anyone else's comment (tho I could see them, except for the avatars, which appear as dots). I browse via Firefox, so I gave the hated IE a whirl. Cured my problem 100%. I'm on it now. So my more recent problems appear to somehow be associated with FIrefox. I have the latest iteration and my Flash player, etc., is updated, so who knows ... Sometimes these issues just disappear, but this one is has just completed Week 2. If it keeps up, I'll write to Shypixel.

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Thanks for this. I have tried to sign up for ad-free Wonk, but due to the utter freakishness of my life, I can't use PayPal (long story, but actually quite banal). But, I'll write and see if there is a way to slip them some Lincoln's and get around the PayPal thing.

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Hey plonker politicians of my former homeland, why don't you complain about the air failing to report when bad people say bad things? It happens all the time!

Fucking numpties. This is what happens when a nation elects the kind of highly-educated idiot luddite who'd think banning cryptography is a good idea in any universe.

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Facebook Google and Twitter are “consciously failing”....

Is he implying they are being run by Thanos?

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Ms. Gnome and I react the same way when we see a pet toy advertised as "ferret -proof."

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My earliest Presidential memory is the Kennedy/Nixon debate on a black and white TV. I was a tad young then, so I didn't find it all that riveting. Since that beginning of being aware/interested in Presidential campaigns, I can't remember one where I always knew, in August, the exact number of days until the election.

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It's always the last place you look.

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I'm bionic. I have a spinal cord stimulator.http://www.spine-health.com...

I was disappointed when I realized I couldn't run in slow motion like Jaime Sommers.

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I have Princess Diana, Bea Arthur, and Dancing with the Stars. Only one of those is even remotely interesting to me. I miss Bea Arthur, is what I'm saying. (Still not clicking on it, though)

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