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Nonsense. We have lutefisk enough for everyone!

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Being the most un-lame duck President evah?

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What, where are the crafty Jews in all of this? Has Obama totally replaced the Elders of Zion in the paranoiac imagination?

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And what, pray tell, will be the Outrage of the Day tomorrow? (I almost typed Outrage du Jour, but thought better of it.)

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But does Sperry do authentic frontier gobbledegook?

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The wingtards got lost at "thinking"

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NOW I know where the loonies got the idea that Obama is gay and Michelle is a transexual

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I like human beans ...

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Mmmm... PowderMilk Biscuits...

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"Me, too," she said. "What a coincidence!"

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Hypnotising the voters with his inhuman mastery of speech rhythms and subliminal background graphics?

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340 feet elevation?. Your lucky. I'm at 80 feet on top of a sand dune with water on three sides.

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And the children are above average.

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"Truth be told, my grandmother was Dutch."

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Well, at least the liquefaction will kill you before the tsunami hits. That's good news, right?

One of my neighbors lives in a treehouse. That's going to be a fun ride during a big quake.

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no one will ever revolt again - you can get everything to make you happy down at Walmart - cheap

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