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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Nonsense. We have lutefisk enough for everyone!

say wha's avatar

Being the most un-lame duck President evah?

Sebastian Melmoth's avatar

What, where are the crafty Jews in all of this? Has Obama totally replaced the Elders of Zion in the paranoiac imagination?

Zyxomma's avatar

And what, pray tell, will be the Outrage of the Day tomorrow? (I almost typed Outrage du Jour, but thought better of it.)

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

But does Sperry do authentic frontier gobbledegook?

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

The wingtards got lost at "thinking"

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

NOW I know where the loonies got the idea that Obama is gay and Michelle is a transexual

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Me, too," she said. "What a coincidence!"

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Hypnotising the voters with his inhuman mastery of speech rhythms and subliminal background graphics?

Querolous's avatar

340 feet elevation?. Your lucky. I'm at 80 feet on top of a sand dune with water on three sides.

Querolous's avatar

And the children are above average.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Truth be told, my grandmother was Dutch."

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well, at least the liquefaction will kill you before the tsunami hits. That's good news, right?

One of my neighbors lives in a treehouse. That's going to be a fun ride during a big quake.

azeyote's avatar

no one will ever revolt again - you can get everything to make you happy down at Walmart - cheap