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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Nonsense. We have lutefisk enough for everyone!

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say wha's avatar

Being the most un-lame duck President evah?

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Sebastian Melmoth's avatar

What, where are the crafty Jews in all of this? Has Obama totally replaced the Elders of Zion in the paranoiac imagination?

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Zyxomma's avatar

And what, pray tell, will be the Outrage of the Day tomorrow? (I almost typed Outrage du Jour, but thought better of it.)

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

But does Sperry do authentic frontier gobbledegook?

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

The wingtards got lost at "thinking"

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

NOW I know where the loonies got the idea that Obama is gay and Michelle is a transexual

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I like human beans ...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Mmmm... PowderMilk Biscuits...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Me, too," she said. "What a coincidence!"

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Hypnotising the voters with his inhuman mastery of speech rhythms and subliminal background graphics?

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Querolous's avatar

340 feet elevation?. Your lucky. I'm at 80 feet on top of a sand dune with water on three sides.

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Querolous's avatar

And the children are above average.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Truth be told, my grandmother was Dutch."

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well, at least the liquefaction will kill you before the tsunami hits. That's good news, right?

One of my neighbors lives in a treehouse. That's going to be a fun ride during a big quake.

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azeyote's avatar

no one will ever revolt again - you can get everything to make you happy down at Walmart - cheap

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