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I'm sticking with the "God dope-slapping Missouri" theory.

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You beat me to it.

> while hundreds in Missouri are dead with thousands more homeless and without help

... and that's help we shouldn't be giving (even if we could afford to), according to the right Rep. Paul.

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But before they hand out this new entitlement, how are they going to test for sufficiently low levels of melanin?

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Bah! If he really wanted to impress them he'd be wearing a beer helmet and a "Kiss Me - I'm Irish" T-Shirt.

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<i>Irish, Scots, Welsh, Manx, and English</i>

and barry.

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No, I was thinking of pretty much what you described. Then they realize that they are fifty miles from home, hungover, and drinking at a bar costs way more than drinking in your dorm room.

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So May 21 was the soft opening but October 21 is the Heaven's Grand Opening Jubilee?

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stupid wingnuts. he only had ONE guinness.

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yes.

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to be fair, i typically see the rapture when i down a pint of guiness.

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He's gonna tell God "Hit me!" one time too many. Mark my words.

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So they were, like, the preview audience? And we're waiting for the grand opening, at a theaters worldwide?

I'll believe it when I see leaked copies on the torrent sites.

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Stella Artois is basically the Budweiser of Europe. Why it's considered a classy import in the USA is a mystery.

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He already found what's hie's looking for.

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