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2L:

I'm with you (as always). Black Velvet is beer and sparkling wine.

Unless you're talking about Black Velvet Canadian and ginger ale - a high school virginity cure.

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Also on St. Patrick's Day, a liberal, a conservative and a moderate walked into a bar.

The gentleman behind the mahogany said "What'll you have, Mitt?"

[I just heard that on the radio.]

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i'm pretty sure i'm supposed to be orange, but eh. my irish grandfather (orange i think) married my scottish grandmother on the way over to canada.

but in 2012, the key point is: i can be canadian and man, they drink like fiends.

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ha! we had chinese. it's fucking 80 degrees in chicago and there's no way i'm eating cabbage.

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where are pogues?

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Thank you for pointing that out! I was just looking at the photos.

Perhaps he should have worn one of those snazzy Smokey T. Bear hats. Then nobody would have recognized him!

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That's a compromise that's not going to satisfy the TeaTards <i>at all.</i>

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Ten bucks sez that's a root beer.

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Why did Mr. Obama insist of wearing his official Presidential jacket on his day off?

Heck, he's in DC. Was he afraid people wouldn't recognize him?

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Faux news will spin this into something negative like: "Instead of fixing gas prices, the President spent Saturday drinking whisky in an Irish Bar." I can here that lisping be-otch Gret babbling something along these lines.

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