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Thank you. Goddamn, sometimes I just want to slap the shit out of some people.

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He doesn’t really have any, they’ve been replaced by Big Macs,

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And that is definitely worth quitting, blech.

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PREACH!!!!!!!

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Apparently Trump didn't hear how many Electoral Votes Obama got. I think it was something like 332? How come Trump never mentions that number? And Bill Clinton? 370?

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the Spice must flow

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:-)

I'm from Chicago so I feel entitled to make the joke! Last winter there, I slipped on ice at a dark street corner, with my laptop on my back, hands deep in pockets, and met the street face first. Then I had 2 more bus rides to get home, with my lip, nose and forehead scraped and bleeding like someone just beat the crap out of me...Left those winters behind.

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Oh, FFS. "Vote for us no matter what". Who the hell ever said that? That's what progressives ASSUMED the message was because y'all were so self-involved you didn't see the Train Of Horror coming down the track. No, it was FAR more important that you get exactly the flavor of ice cream you wanted, and when you didn't, you took your fucking ball and WENT HOME OMG NEVER GON PLAY WITH U AGAIN. And here we are. Happy now?

Yeah, sometimes YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR NOSE AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. That is why THEY keep winning even though they're a minority. So please don't come at me with that spoiler crap, because I've been through this shit THREE TIMES ALREADY and every time the country gets WORSE and I have NO fucking patience for it anymore.

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Ivanka was in the way

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Spice Cookies are the new Cakes We Like.

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Nah, she's a tech wiz. She'd just block Fox News on all his TVs and lock him out of twitter.

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Given that he's as dumb as a sack of hair mixed with a box of rocks, it comes off as a me-smart term. Or Xtianist.

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He is co-morbidities exemplified.

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Presidenting while black. It knocked all assumptions.

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3 and 4? You are too kind!

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