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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He misoverestimated the Rethugs . . . no way he could have anticipated just how bugfuck crazy they were going to be.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Boehner finally got to work with the President . . . and I bet he got more that a little satisfaction out of knowing that it would piss off the wingnuts in the House.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I went and read the frickin' fine print - in this case, the Twelfth Amendment - which requires the Veep to meet all of the qualifications of being President. Must have been some asshole candidate, 100 years ago, that inspired this little fix.

phoenix00's avatar

but what if we don't want Maccas? High-maintenance Brits.....

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Larry Wilmore gets so many points for doing it as himself.

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Wilmore has timing, whacking Blitzer and not waiting a beat to twist the knife, I mean soften it, with, "c'mon, ask a followup".

From Scranton With Love's avatar

True, dat. If I wanted a sports car that never ran, I'd buy a Ferrari.

Billy Rubin's avatar

if you think the next six months of whiny right-wing bullshit will be difficult to tolerate, just wait for the next eight years afterwards (personally, their tears of impotent rage sustain me.)

HazooToo's avatar

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Pure goldhttps://youtu.be/P6g6Emv3Oc0

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

I drank whiskey,smoked dope and cried for America when Reagan was sworn in.

LesBontemps's avatar

Jessica Williams libel!

LesBontemps's avatar

I know all the attention was on the Barry & Larry show, but is it just me, or was Michelle looking especially hot? (Does she get reckless rocking that Givenchy dress? Inquiring minds etc.)