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Joshua Norton's avatar

1. Papal Audience

2. ???????

3. Sharia!

chascates's avatar

Biden: "Pope! Baby!"

And where's that pointed hat they used to wear? I guess since New Pope is actually a humble person it would fall off when he hugged or knelt down to people.

Pookums's avatar

We now know who the cocaine was earmarked for.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dude to Bamz left went a little cray-cray with the bling. Always remember Coco Chanel's famous advice. Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one piece of jewelry off.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'd like to put New Pope, Jimmy "James" Carter, and the Dalai Lama in the same room. I think that between them, they could crack this whole Enlightenment enigma.

diogenez's avatar

Über Catholic Rick Santorum must feel conflicted about this.

diogenez's avatar

So, no Vatican selfies?