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1. Papal Audience

2. ???????

3. Sharia!

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Biden: "Pope! Baby!"

And where's that pointed hat they used to wear? I guess since New Pope is actually a humble person it would fall off when he hugged or knelt down to people.

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We now know who the cocaine was earmarked for.

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Dude to Bamz left went a little cray-cray with the bling. Always remember Coco Chanel's famous advice. Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one piece of jewelry off.

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I'd like to put New Pope, Jimmy "James" Carter, and the Dalai Lama in the same room. I think that between them, they could crack this whole Enlightenment enigma.

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Über Catholic Rick Santorum must feel conflicted about this.

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So, no Vatican selfies?

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