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<a href="http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/washwire\/2012\/06\/18\/ann-romneys-horse-wins-an-olympics-berth\/" target="_blank">Indeed it does. </a>

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I'll split with you, if you want to jetpool from the lot at Teeterboro.

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That is their meat-and-potatoes.

It's easier to have them deliver the pot separately.

Aren't food stamps just stamps made of food? No wonder my dinners have tasted more like the basket itself on Chopped.

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Hey, if you aren't afraid that your kids will starve to death, how can you possibly have that good old American can-do spirit? You have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps! (Remember to set them aside when you boil your boots for supper -- there's no more being dependent on government boot strap handouts!)

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Unless you own TWO Cadillacs. That makes you a Detroit-loving patriot.

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the only party i'm interested in is the one where we watch wingnuts' heads asplode.

but barry's already got that covered.

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รขย™ยซรขย™ยช รขย™ยซรขย™ยช Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all....

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Yea, I bet if he outsourced fire fighting to the private sector, they'd have this thing put out in no time, <strike>at least</strike> in the rich parts of the area.

Fixed. (That was easy.)

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Eliminating labor unions, food stamps, Social Security and Medicare will do wonders for public support of the GOP.

That <i>is</i> their theory, right?

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Someone has to pay billions in subsidies to get those giant agribusinesses to not grow food, right? Because cheaper food is totally unAmerican, right? And if the government needs to cut benefits to afford this essential service, hungry people are obviously the ones who should take the hit, right? IOMSIYAR*

*It Only Makes Sense If You Are Republican

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And I'll bet they didn't let her buy cat food with that $12.

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Under the new GOP thinking, the job of government is to help corporations and banksters make a shitload more money. I have no idea who's been encouraging them to think this way. *** CoughCitizensUnitedCough***

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So, New Hampshire should change the 'or' in their state motto to 'and' ?

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