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Yeah - that's a real "need". Maybe you can get into a howitzer competition next year.

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icetrey's avatar

Target shooting is a legitimate sport. Great fun for the whole family. Why do you hate families?

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

What I don't get is: Isn't this country already so completely awash in guns that we must be approaching full saturation pretty soon? I got 3 in our house, only because we inherited them. How many guns do people need?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's Motivated Stupidity.

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

Sure... the gun purchasers are statistically far more likely to need hospitalization than the purchasers of abortion services are, so why not?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Greg Abbott will test Newton's Third Law when he exercises his Second Amendment using that cannon.

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

I'm mentally insane, but nobody deemed me yet. I can have a gun please?

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DMC's avatar

What amuses me most is that most of these "come and take it" types are the same people that get on their knees for the military whenever the subject comes up. "We have the best troops in the world! God bless our military heroes! Nobody can beat our men and women in uniform!"

But a few ordinary citizens with a few Glocks and some shotguns, they'll repel the evil Federal government if they have to. "We need our guns to stand up to a government gone crazy!" The government has tanks. You do not. You're not standing up to shit.

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icetrey's avatar

The cops killed more unarmed people last year than wackos. If he really wanted to lower the number of gun deaths he would end the insane War on Drugs.

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icetrey's avatar

Your kid is thousands of times more likely to be killed riding in a car. Are you moving to a country with no cars?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Weird, I kind of thought of a different old teevee show from the late 60s...

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Bemused's avatar

I'm always confused about how they use that. A cuck* is someone who was cheated on. Wouldn't that make them the cuckservatives based on their viewpoint of their political relationships?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Wish I could believe that.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

I don't believe it, either. Makes me feel better saying it, though. A little. Not much.

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

CNN: NRA declines to participate in Obama gun town hall

Of course. Because everyone would see how lame, preposterous and indefensible their positions are when directly laid bare and discussed rather than simply chanted like a mantra.

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