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IT"S FOX> WHY SHOULD IT MAKE SENSE?

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"I am Officer Nurmskoll and this is Detective Dunskapp. We've received reports that this here store might not exactly be complying with the law."

"I am looking around here, and I see lots of flowers and floral arrangements, but I don't see any cigarettes. What have you got to say for yourself??"

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And all this time, I never knew CSI stood for Convenience Store Investigations.

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Is it even legal for pornography NOT to be sold there too?

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As a pharmacist, I want to beat those people with my state license (death by paper-cut). The only reasons a pharmacist should be allowed to refuse to fill a prescription are if the prescription is fraudulent or there is a reasonable suspicion diversion will occur. My personal beliefs make me reluctent to dispense boner pills and ADHD drugs to every kid in town, but I do. Suck it up you you liitle punks and do your god damn job.

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I have a theory that CVS is trying to make up for the bad karma they have acquired by treating their pharmacy employees like shit and dicking around with re-imbursement for Medcare part D.

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Maybe you don't know how things work here?

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THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

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Um, this is actor212. He has, you know, standards to uphold.

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Plan W.

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Dana Perino, duh.

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You're lucky. Every time I run across Fox (which is generally in a hotel room, scanning through the channels) they're talking about BENGHAZZZZZI!!!!!!!!

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Neither of them has the faintest grasp of timing, so neither.

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You say that as if it were a bad thing.

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They got emboldened after seeing Coke destroy the "national anthem" with not English.

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<i>is it even legal for CVS to stop selling cigarettes?</i>

Would this question be asked if "cigarettes" were replaced with "Plan B"?

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