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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Completely and utterly OT, but for some reason, over the last week EVERY TIME I open a Wonkette or Happynicetime link on my iPad, the AppStore app launches and tries to get me to play one of the advertised games. It's really aggravating--I want to read the snark, not play games.

Ok, thanks for letting me rant out, and if I ever get my hands on those devious advertisement programmers, I'm gonna do terrible things to them, with votes.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

HMm, let's see - alcohol - mood swings, depression, liver disease, hypertension, mental illness, hypocardia, bowls stop functioning, delerium tremens, death marijuana - makes you lazy

The Quirk's avatar

Dumb question because Derpy Caller, but how does decriminalizing something = <i>imposing more control of Americans’ economic and civic life</i>?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I wondered the same thing, and while I can't pretend to know, I think maybe we're just supposed to unhinge our brains and swallow the whole thing, like a snake eating a pig. If you try to make sense of it, you might taste the pig. Or your head could explode. Of course, believing two completely contradictory thoughts at the same time isn't a problem for wingnuts - it's how they identify each other in the wild.

jqheywood's avatar

Imma litle late to this party, but ISWYDT, so

"make it so, make it so, make it so"!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, I for one welcome our new, ganja over.....

Wait. What was I talking about again?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why do you think all them Injuns dumped it in Boston Harbor after their Party?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We need to hear from the NYT Editorial page.....

<i>Is Dave there?</i>

MonkeyMotion's avatar

While "high on the pot" I'm not particularly dangerous.

Except, of course, when I forget to light a match afterwards. That can be <i>deadly</i>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<groaner> With <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C3%89tienne-Louis_Malus" target="_blank">Malus</a> towards none.... </groaner>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He always struck me as a chewin' tabacky man. <i>Give us this day our daily pinch between our cheek and gum</i>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Excellent. I wasn't a Wakeman when I first read this, Squire.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He does <i>appear</i> to be the most thoughtful prez we've ever had. It does help me keep sane.

PubOption's avatar

So the half-time air wasn't sweet perfume?