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Completely and utterly OT, but for some reason, over the last week EVERY TIME I open a Wonkette or Happynicetime link on my iPad, the AppStore app launches and tries to get me to play one of the advertised games. It's really aggravating--I want to read the snark, not play games.

Ok, thanks for letting me rant out, and if I ever get my hands on those devious advertisement programmers, I'm gonna do terrible things to them, with votes.

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HMm, let's see - alcohol - mood swings, depression, liver disease, hypertension, mental illness, hypocardia, bowls stop functioning, delerium tremens, death marijuana - makes you lazy

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Dumb question because Derpy Caller, but how does decriminalizing something = <i>imposing more control of Americans’ economic and civic life</i>?

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I wondered the same thing, and while I can't pretend to know, I think maybe we're just supposed to unhinge our brains and swallow the whole thing, like a snake eating a pig. If you try to make sense of it, you might taste the pig. Or your head could explode. Of course, believing two completely contradictory thoughts at the same time isn't a problem for wingnuts - it's how they identify each other in the wild.

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Imma litle late to this party, but ISWYDT, so

"make it so, make it so, make it so"!

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It's a hell of a drug.

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Well, I for one welcome our new, ganja over.....

Wait. What was I talking about again?

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Why do you think all them Injuns dumped it in Boston Harbor after their Party?

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We need to hear from the NYT Editorial page.....

<i>Is Dave there?</i>

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While "high on the pot" I'm not particularly dangerous.

Except, of course, when I forget to light a match afterwards. That can be <i>deadly</i>.

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<groaner> With <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C3%89tienne-Louis_Malus" target="_blank">Malus</a> towards none.... </groaner>

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He always struck me as a chewin' tabacky man. <i>Give us this day our daily pinch between our cheek and gum</i>.

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Excellent. I wasn't a Wakeman when I first read this, Squire.

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He does <i>appear</i> to be the most thoughtful prez we've ever had. It does help me keep sane.

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So the half-time air wasn't sweet perfume?

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