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Is it not big or furry enough?https://youtu.be/xY8MVt_skp...

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A turkey dinner? Are we all invited?

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I'm hoping Obama gives me a tank so I can intimidate my neighbor who repeats the stupid, "An armed society is a polite society" nonsense.

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lampshade, pillowcase...

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I've got a Musqueam blanket (just on the Canadian side of the border), it's fantastic.

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Nope. I look like a giant pile o' stupid in a Stetson. Or a fedora. I can just barely justify a ballcap or a sun hat. Barely.

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Okay, I admit it. I had to scroll back up. Hadn't noticed the leg warmers before.

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Once I noticed, that was all I could see.I have so many questions now.

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I knew it was a significant honor. Didn't know it was worth that much. He'll have to declare it or the Rethuglicans will gin up a scandal. HATGHAZII!

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That would be a most wonderful thing! I'd totally squee.

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I'm thinking wingnut troll a couple of posts down should be Banhammered by now.

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I'll bet neighbor would get pretty fkn polite. At least until he got his TOW II.

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He's a maniac, maniac on the floor.

Ouch, Flashdance flashbacks hurt!

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My thought too but then it is a gift from Native Americans and everybody "knows" they are just moochers and takers.

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Trump has a hat like that made out of tin foil

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