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[It's] as though the federal government had passed an edict that said that parents much provide a stocked unlocked steakhouse in their house whenever they’re away for their minor and adult daughters to use, and Morons came in and objected to that. It is exactly the same situation.

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Thomas More Society attorney Tim Belz is not the guy you'd want representing you if you were on trial for your life. Or for a dispute with a home-repair contractor.

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Dear Everybody: Please stay out of every woman's personal ladyparts bidness forever please. Love, GGY'all

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Wine coolers may be deemed adequate in Alaska.

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in a nutshell...

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It seems to me, since those girls are now considered a penis home, that they should be able to legally commit patricide based upon Castle Doctrine laws

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When will the prosecution of Christians end!? And nobody better take birth pills, NO ONE (you can tell I mean it, because capitals!)

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"I am a vegetarian, but your menu has hamburgers on it. NOW I HAVE TO EAT THEM"

Moron from Wieland's World

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And if either of his daughters falls to the forces of Satan and becomes a slut-pill craving slut-whore, Rep. Wieland can sell her into slavery as the Holly Bibble (Exodus 21:7) provides:

<i>"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are."</i>

Punishment AND profit! (Ain't the Good Book grand?!)

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Thomas More was a sanctimonious jerk, so good choice name-wise, assholes. (yes, he WAS! He firmly believed that heretics should be burned at the stake- I used to have a copy of Utopia with a forward which quoted him on the subject- wish I could find it)

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