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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Obligatory Wonkette mention of buttsecks...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Cameltoe...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

From Shorty Long - cut down in his prime at the tender age of 29:

"Devil With The Blue Dress On" <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmdH5hAhs_8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Moi aussi.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

OYR:

Sounds like one of Christopher Buckley's books...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A peach of a pair!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm guessing not.

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MissTaken:

You've started to give Barb a run for the money!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think those fine young ladies took it a bit too seriously when someone told them to Get Bent.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

W. Pleasure and W. Funn

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diogenez's avatar

You just know that Rubio likes to be spanked.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

In the Mess, with a lead fork.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>two “courtesy” meals at the White House mess</i>

Usually that means a sammich and a cookie in a box.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

dunno about the WH mess, but looking at Rubio's Kelley Twin sammich, I'll have what he's having.

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PubOption's avatar

Needs a silicone detector.

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PubOption's avatar

Tilted downwards, certainly, but I'm not sure about tilted to one side. I heard that Paris Hilton started the tilt-to-the-side business, so her eyes didn't look as odd.

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