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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Obligatory Wonkette mention of buttsecks...

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From Shorty Long - cut down in his prime at the tender age of 29:

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OYR:

Sounds like one of Christopher Buckley's books...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm guessing not.

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MissTaken:

You've started to give Barb a run for the money!

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I think those fine young ladies took it a bit too seriously when someone told them to Get Bent.

diogenez's avatar

You just know that Rubio likes to be spanked.

Chris Grrr's avatar

In the Mess, with a lead fork.

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<i>two “courtesy” meals at the White House mess</i>

Usually that means a sammich and a cookie in a box.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

dunno about the WH mess, but looking at Rubio's Kelley Twin sammich, I'll have what he's having.

PubOption's avatar

Needs a silicone detector.

PubOption's avatar

Tilted downwards, certainly, but I'm not sure about tilted to one side. I heard that Paris Hilton started the tilt-to-the-side business, so her eyes didn't look as odd.