Well this is much better! Tampa nonsense queen Jill Kelley and her evil twin visited the White House three times this year, an administration official told AP. Obviously, this means President Barack Obama has been boning both of them, in the SitRoom, while eating popcorn and laughing while watching Christopher Stevens die. He did this because he is a murderer, obviously, but also probably to throw people off the scent of his
Tilted downwards, certainly, but I'm not sure about tilted to one side. I heard that Paris Hilton started the tilt-to-the-side business, so her eyes didn't look as odd.
Obligatory Wonkette mention of buttsecks...
Cameltoe...
From Shorty Long - cut down in his prime at the tender age of 29:
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Moi aussi.
OYR:
Sounds like one of Christopher Buckley&#039;s books...
A peach of a pair!
I&#039;m guessing not.
MissTaken:
You&#039;ve started to give Barb a run for the money!
I think those fine young ladies took it a bit too seriously when someone told them to Get Bent.
W. Pleasure and W. Funn
You just know that Rubio likes to be spanked.
In the Mess, with a lead fork.
<i>two &ldquo;courtesy&rdquo; meals at the White House mess</i>
Usually that means a sammich and a cookie in a box.
dunno about the WH mess, but looking at Rubio&#039;s Kelley Twin sammich, I&#039;ll have what he&#039;s having.
Needs a silicone detector.
Tilted downwards, certainly, but I&#039;m not sure about tilted to one side. I heard that Paris Hilton started the tilt-to-the-side business, so her eyes didn&#039;t look as odd.