oh hey wonkette! have a merry x-mas or christmas or festival of lights or kwanza or new years or elf garden gnome festival or whatever pleases.
and please, come back next year as a year w/out wonkette is a year w/out sunshine or booze and way too many republicans from random places like AK or AZ which until recently didn't really exist. and still shouldn't.
I made Baby Jesus's favorite birthday rum cake tonight. My secret is to soak my nuts in rum for nearly a week. Don't forget the baby Jesus, you godless motherfuckers.
Also, belief in the apocalypse means you can justify anything in the present, since you don't have to worry about real-world consequences in the future.
So Barry read to kids, listened to semi-important information, signed stuff, got emotional and then had to go somewhere. I didn't even know he was a mom.
Merry fucking Christmas, BSL!
Happy Hogswatch, all!
oh hey wonkette! have a merry x-mas or christmas or festival of lights or kwanza or new years or elf garden gnome festival or whatever pleases.
and please, come back next year as a year w/out wonkette is a year w/out sunshine or booze and way too many republicans from random places like AK or AZ which until recently didn't really exist. and still shouldn't.
I made Baby Jesus's favorite birthday rum cake tonight. My secret is to soak my nuts in rum for nearly a week. Don't forget the baby Jesus, you godless motherfuckers.
And to think I saw it on Mulberry Street!
In my house they are hung like coats.
I think the first link is giving me computer cooties.
I'd never leave the house!
Wait, I already never leave the house.
Also, belief in the apocalypse means you can justify anything in the present, since you don't have to worry about real-world consequences in the future.
I've got your Druid’s tree right here, baby!
"Away in a Manger" in a Billie Holiday voice or GTFO.
Do they taste like Reindeer?
So Barry read to kids, listened to semi-important information, signed stuff, got emotional and then had to go somewhere. I didn't even know he was a mom.
God bless us, every one.
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