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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I'm not going to get to the Greasy Grass on the anniversary of Custer's annihilation the day after tomorrow, but I will get to go next month, which isn't bad. We're going to load up the family truckster and head for the Black Hills, which will be a homecoming, of sorts, for me, since I spent my earliest years in Spearfish, SD. MrsMatt and The Boy are looking forward to seeing Mt. Rushmore. I've been there enough times to dread it, but there are plenty of other things to see that aren't mobbed with tourists.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

If you pass Sean Duffy on his road trip, flip him off for me, Clark Griswold style.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

Check to make sure it's open- I saw something in my news feed that it's running on limited hours right now, as they rebuild the visitors center or something like that.

Also be aware that the orange fucktator is going to be in the area around the first of the month to open the Teddy Roosevelt Library in Medora- I think it's 1 july or something close to that.

goCatgo's avatar

Boys pulled one out in the bottom of the 10th. Like pulling teeth, now 3 over .500.

Dirty Work's avatar

trump's National Guard vs granny's in dinosaur suits on the mall.

As always. Polymarkety says .. Granny's.

Hank Napkin's avatar

TRUMP PULLS A HAT TRICK! USA! USA!! USA!!!

“refractory obesity with obstructive sleep apnea and pulmonary hypertension”

!! ✝️ GOD BLESS AMERICA ✝️ !!

"M"'s avatar

You saw it too

Hank Napkin's avatar

Two things:

1) He is under 6’3”

2) He is over 238lb.

What a pathetic geezer.

Snarfyguy's avatar

The Beatles - Ask Me Why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ttGjtfQ7EA

What a vocal performance. And the music isn't too shabby either.

I named a song "Shabby-Apartment Rock" once. I know from shab.

Hank Napkin's avatar

We gotta have some instrumental work. Here is Neu! in the proto-ambient Hallogallo. track 1, album 1, Michael Rother (gtr) und Klaus Dinger (schalgzeug)!!!!!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXYMOgHQI4

Prometheus59650's avatar

A proper translation of Hegseth's workout videos.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8MYawrr4fHA

VasyaCognito's avatar

She will be opposing Nancy Mace for S.C. District 1.

The New York Times

‪@nytimes.com

Nancy Lacore, a former Navy admiral who was fired by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, won the Democratic nomination for the First Congressional District of South Carolina.

https://bsky.app/profile/nytimes.com/post/3moywdgprqt24

Nick Corasaniti

By Nick Corasaniti

June 23, 2026

Nancy Lacore, a former Navy admiral who was fired by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, won the Democratic nomination for the First Congressional District of South Carolina, according to The Associated Press.

Now, Ms. Lacore faces a difficult task: flipping a seat currently held by a Republican, Representative Nancy Mace, who ran unsuccessfully for governor instead of seeking re-election. The coastal district was redrawn in 2021 to be more reliably Republican. Ms. Mace won re-election by double-digit percentages in each of her past two elections.

But Democrats, who view Ms. Lacore’s military biography as a potentially game-changing asset, are still eyeing the seat despite how difficult it may be to flip. House Majority PAC, the main House Democratic super PAC, has reserved $2.1 million in the district for the fall, according to AdImpact, a media tracking platform.

gallbladder's avatar

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐬. 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞..

Then good: fucking TARGET it!

Prometheus59650's avatar

And Dem Socialists swept NY.

Cajun Kid's avatar

My dear Wonkette, I have some unfortunate news.

I'm eating soup and spent a solid two minutes wondering why I couldn't scoop up the soup.

Turns out I was holding the spoon upside down. I think I have an issue. A lovely, peaceful issue that started with jelly cubes flavored like watermelon.

goCatgo's avatar

Groovey! Far out! There is a PSA on the brown acid.....but hey...just saying.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

New Wonkette Diet plan.

Market the hell out of it!

Cajun Kid's avatar

Market would be too small. I'm guessing more than half of us are on this lovely green (usually) diet. And the other half should be on it.

Cajun Kid's avatar

It’s like…”A bit of soup. A dash of gravy. A trace of ice cream. A whisper of cheese. A hint of salmon. An impression of bacon. A hallucination of whiskey.”

Mysterysurf's avatar

Jelly up... and jelly down!

Or is it "jelly out"? You really can't go wrong.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Turn on, tune in, drop out, man

beebo jr's avatar

jam up and jelly tight?

Mysterysurf's avatar

Oh, we're gonna have fun later today. It's Harry Partch's birthday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Partch

eppe's avatar
22mEdited

Einstürzende Neubauten better be marking the day with a sincere tribute.

eppe's avatar
20mEdited

In 1986 the band played a show in Vancouver, Canada, to kick off its third North American tour. The performance was sponsored by the German Goethe Institute as part of the German contribution to Expo 86. Also scheduled to appear were Test Dept and Skinny Puppy, though not everyone was able to play.

eppe's avatar

I wasn't there but many of my friends were.

BlueSpot's avatar

https://youtu.be/Ez62cQPYyI8?si=HE5NUpxeAQbX4khf

Oblivion

Good night everybody. Stay safe, stay sane. On the plus side, Donald isn't trying to build a wall along the US/Mexico border this term, all you happy people.

InMyRoom's avatar

Yes, there is still wall being built.

CzechJournalists's avatar

damnit. why the hell is kkkaroline back already? does she hate her grandpa/husband and baby that much?

Cajun Kid's avatar

Wow. I know Republicans tend to believe new mothers deserve reasonable maternity leave, I always assumed she would pull a Republican and take a paid year off for herself.

CzechJournalists's avatar

it's barely been more than six weeks. even most shitty jobs give new moms that much.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Yeah, but tell me you never thought she'd take way more time than she screams new moms deserve.

eppe's avatar
32mEdited

She seems to like constantly lieing better than both of them.

InMyRoom's avatar

No way will she be raising her own child. That's what nannies are for.

chascates's avatar

"Political analysts ridiculed President Donald Trump's state fair after it was announced that FBI Director Kash Patel's MAGA girlfriend was tapped to perform.

Alexis Wilkins announced via a post on X that she will be a "featured performer" at the June 24 kick-off rally to the Great American State Fair.

"Does having the FBI director's girlfriend getting paid by the taxpayers to perform violate federal ethics laws?" wondered political reporter Sara Higdon.

"Kash Patel's country-singer girlfriend will be performing on the National Mall," The Bulwark senior reporter Will Sommer reacted on X. "Apparently at the concert that Martina McBride and Milli Vanilli dropped out of."

"I had my fingers crossed she'd step in!" joked left-wing podcaster Matthew Sitman. "It's a July 4 miracle."

https://www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-girlfriend-trump/

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I'm more offended that they're calling it that while holding it in the only place in the United States that isn't in a state.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Bill Maher bot: “Once again, we see the Left coming out against artists, against art, against the creativity and community that artists bring to the American table”.

"M"'s avatar

He's just mad he didn't get to go to the OPC grand opening

DO NOT MISS Common's freestyle at the end after Stevie Wonder asks him for it

https://youtu.be/vd2g6shAKSw?is=pMIFRvjRgtCDQ_Qm

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

They'll save the rec centre from the evil property developer yet.

Pete Hegseth's cousin has a band, Stephen Miller dabbles in pyrotechnics, MTG introduced some people who do laser shows (before the unfortunate incident).

We can put on the show right here. Ain't that right Mickey Rooney?

"Don't include me in this shitshow, I'm dead."

gallbladder's avatar

"𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐁𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬?"

How the fuck is this even a question? And one and same, why does it matter to the Vichy press?

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Are you suggesting that the man who uses a dollar sign to spell his own name might not be on the level?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So that thing is back on?

Now it's, what, her and Vanilla Ice?

Get your tickets now, before they run out.

Mysterysurf's avatar

"FBI Director Kash Patel's MAGA girlfriend was tapped..." Are we not doing language anymore?

ciaobella's avatar

Kids’ concert night at Jr’s music festival tonight (they played Peter and the Wolf and some excerpts from Kung Fu Panda and Pirates of the Caribbean).

https://substack.com/@ciaobella2/note/c-281713436?r=udbmd&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

InMyRoom's avatar

When I was a small child I had Peter and the Wolf album. I could tell you the story and each instrament/which character it was.

gallbladder's avatar

Hit me with that heavy 7/8 in "Marathon."

First you gotta last...

CripesAmighty's avatar

Wagner rocks-- now a contributor at the Nation.

(I love to cite her commentary on lawns when people bitch about yard work).

Marlon Rando's avatar

I didn't mind mowing a yard, but we had a hilly and wooded three-acre plot. As I got older it became more of an effort. I remember all the good times at the old place though.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

Lawyer portal to hell made me snerk until I saw the Apple Store

Mysterysurf's avatar

Thanks for that--haven't looked at that site in quite a while and it's always great. I was happily surprised to see them take time out to post this a year ago about Mamdani:

https://mcmansionhell.com/post/786540193484341248/mcmansion-hell-urges-all-new-yorkers-to-rank