Alright, you knuckle-biting asshandlers, it's time for your favorite Pulitzer Prize-winning kolumn to return with a sexy vengeance! Yes, fapping masses, your weekly investigative report/breathless Obamarrr fanfic installment is back. I've been busy traveling to tell jokes and do filthy things with your
I need some advice:
How do I ask Sara Benincasa to marry me without sounding creepy?
Thx.
-BMW
I will wear the designation of “polyp on the anus of American democracy” with pride.
*Chest swells and tears flow*