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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Videos aren't much better.

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rooster2k2's avatar

What bothers me? A person who never held a job, was a community organizer like Sharpton, became President but was unqualified to run a single fortune 500 company; let alone the largest economy in the world... You people are brilliant.

I guess that's why they say liberalism is a mental disorder...

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eka's avatar

old news.

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Zyxomma's avatar

What's next, Dok? I'm rubber, you're glue?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

No. He's an abusive man. ABUSIVE MEN ALWAYS DO THIS - contradict themselves and beat you if you point out the contradiction. It's also step 1 of any decent brainwashing regimen - do it enough and you get Winston Smith at the end of Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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unclejeems's avatar

Trump has long ago jumped down the rabbit hole and into Wonderland.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

"Was it over when the Kenyans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Covfefe is no Cloud William. Jim Kirk could drop Covfefe with one clasped-hands chop. ^_^

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Brain and brain! WHAT IS BRAIN?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

From your keyboard to Mueller's eyeballs.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Erythrocyte-Eating Cloud Creature from "Obsession" looks at Senate health care plan:

"And they call ME a bloodsucker!"

(Coolest TOS monster ever, BTW. I count the Horta as an alien, not a monster.)

Live long and prosper, y'all.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

"...the Borg ate Pluto so..."

Did Mickey Mouse escape?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Awww, the gangster planet episode ("A Piece of the Action") is one of my favorites.

At least that one had a reasonable explanation for why the planet's culture resembled an Earth culture: Before the Prime Directive was enacted, a Federation ship visited the planet, contacted the imitative natives, taught them enough technology to get them up to an early 20th Century level--and (oopsie!) accidentally left a book on Chicago gangsters.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

"...Trump's armed rubes would start a revolution..."

The vast majority of them wouldn't have the sand for that. Once the few who did met the fate of Tim McVeigh, or died in a hail of bullets, so much for that problem.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Could we please have Zombie Gene Roddenberry as our Chief rather than Cloud Donald?

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