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kmblue187's avatar

"Our general view here is we do our READERS HERE AT WONKETTE the best service by presenting them with the full context..."

And we appreciate it!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Let's iterate them! There are Rosie and Evangeline and, um who is the one who talks about clean coal? And that Italian person who murders people a lot. Then the Juden who does stuff and the other one. And Fleming who does Canadian. It's all jolly.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Becca and the one who talks about windmills windmills windmills and his EV are the ones who swing the banhammer, except on Night Shift, because they don’t even yell “don’t make me come in there“ anymore.

Evan cusses even more than Becca, and has cute dogs, sequentially.

Robyn will be all serious and righteous, but then if she sees a new facial or hair product scuttling across her path, she gets all, “ooh did you see that?” and starts running after them.

Andrew has stopped saying that he’s our aspiring Canadian boyfriend, maybe because he knows he doesn’t have to aspire anymore, maybe because he stopped aspiring because he thinks we should be the ones doing the aspiring at this point, and I can’t say he’s not right.

Marcie knows fucking everything, scary smart. Or maybe scary, smart.

Killer Martinis… [newbies look around, wonder why everybody is standing up and taking their hats off— pants are, of course, already off— but they stand up and take their hats off and whisper to each other]

kmblue187's avatar

Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking bout.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Every single author here has been vetted by Rebecca (Rosie in my daft quote).

Evan is hilarious. We all know this. Every single person is hilarious.

Dok wilds in quotes that most don't get.

Marcie wordsmiths like Evan.

Robyn is righteous.

Rebecca knows what she's doing.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I love the comments too. People here write things that are new and creative and different.

biff murphy's avatar

Tony should have kept his old job as stay at home house husband.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Bang! Zoom! To the moon Alice!

*canned laughter*

kmblue187's avatar

It's so sad about CBS, which was once considered a superb network. Since I haven't watched CBS, NBC, and ABC in a very long time, I'm not personally affected, but it's still a shame.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

My very liberal mother always directed me to CBS for then news.

kmblue187's avatar

I thought Weiss was married to the new anchor?

Nancy Naive's avatar

She is an anchor. More like a bag of cement tied to a leg.

Nancy Naive's avatar

I knew it! Incompetence is a female.

/s

Maybe that would have been better as “Nah, she’s married to incompetence.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Nah, whitey mctedium is married to katy tur

eppe's avatar
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Speaking of a meet cute, she hired him to ghost-write her tome about covering the first Trump campaign.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I fucking read that. Whitey McTedium wrote it? Double-fuck Katy Tur then.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Ha. I did not know this. Jeez.

kmblue187's avatar

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Seinfeld)

Free beach's avatar

Oh she’s wrong alright. But not about that.

kmblue187's avatar

I just can't keep up. Not enough room in my brain for this stuff and the Trumpian horror we are trying to live through. My dog is better informed than I am, because when I leave the house I leave MS NOW on for her.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Weiss is currently lesbianing but I suspect it's as performative as the rest of her ridiculous horseshit.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Would you want to fuck Weiss? I for sure wouldn't.

It'd be like wanting to have sex with blancmange.

Talentless blancmange.

Free beach's avatar

The dots are all scattered, yet interconnected

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

If there weren't double standards they'd have no standards at all.

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The Ford worker has been suspended for making a good point. Trump, who responded by swearing and giving the guy the finger, is keeping his job.

Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler

https://bsky.app/profile/davidrlurie.com/post/3mceya4glhc2r

NatalyaResists's avatar

"TJ Sabula, a 40-year-old United Auto Workers Local 600 line worker at the factory, told The Post that he was the one shouting at Trump. He said he has been suspended from work pending an investigation." I hope he's suspended with pay, enjoys a few days off on Ford's time, and returns to work triumphant.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Bummer. Suspended "without pay."

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

If he's permanently fired he better get a life preserver before the flood of donations drown him.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I'm guessing there will be job offers, too.

JCfromNC's avatar

Haha, "voiced concerns to the President". Sure, I guess you can say that yelling out that he's a pedophile enabler is a way of voicing concerns. Certainly having a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and a possible pedophile in the highest office in the land is of concern to me.

Free beach's avatar

Of course nothing he said to McShitspants was incorrect. Hope the union gets him back pay

Also, not gonna help you Ford. He’s already said out loud what he thinks of auto manufacturers.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

He already has a GoFundMe. As he says...

"I don't feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that."

Free beach's avatar

Well dump is a pedo protector. That’s just a fact.

JCfromNC's avatar

I dunno about "rich" but he might not have to worry about paying his bills for a couple of months.

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, I can't put it off any longer.

Walkies, followed by breakfast. Later, all.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Are you on a massive protein and non-carb diet right now?

Because then you should twizzle your wanger at your neighbors.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Okay. It’s early in the morning. And I recognize that a lot of folks are getting ready to do whatever they do.

But I found this 30+ minute video fascinating, although not encouraging. I have added the channel to those I will follow who are making good trouble.

https://youtu.be/5Idb_D4Tdu8

Jen's Sparkling New Year's avatar

Make Good Trouble has a whole new connotation now

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Early morning conundrum.

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I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts

https://bsky.app/profile/jackbern.bsky.social/post/3mceum2f2v224

Free beach's avatar

Very confusing..So are big butts good or bad?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

If I asked your friend whether you liked big butts, would he buy me a pint and insist we ignored your stupid ass for the rest of the day?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Pew Research Center:

𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆: 𝟰𝟭% 𝗼𝗳 𝗨𝗦 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝟭𝟯 𝘁𝗼 𝟭𝟳 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝟱𝟭% 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘁; 𝟳𝟯% 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹-𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗻 — Schools nationwide are cracking down on students' cellphone use. At the same time, support for cellphone bans is rising among U.S. adults.

https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2026/01/13/about-4-in-10-teens-support-cellphone-bans-in-classrooms-fewer-back-all-day-restrictions/

Free beach's avatar

30% couldn’t be surveyed. They were on the phone.

eppe's avatar
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I may have loudly disagreed to this if I was their age but: This decision is not theirs to make.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Agreed. Part of being a child is having to turn over decisions to people with more wisdom and experience.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Take their phones. Give ‘em weed. You’ll still see a marked improvement on standardized tests.

MRK's avatar

I spend enough time waking kids up as it is.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Bags and bags of Cheetos.

MRK's avatar

I work with kids that age. A quarter to a half of what they're doing on their cell phones, in class, is texting their parents.

And I don't think a ban is the right solution in high school. It might be appropriate for younger kids, but the point of high school is to prepare students for life after school. Colleges and employers aren't going to keep bugging them about their phones, they're just going to fail or fire them if they can't figure out how to set it aside and get shit done. They need to learn how to start balancing this thing that will always be in their pockets and the rest of their lives. And I don't think a complete ban on phones helps them get there.

Again, a ban in elementary schools might make more sense, and might get students better prepared to figuring out that balance in their teens. But I'll listen to elementary school teachers on that question.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Also, parents and adults need to support student by NOT FUCKING TEXTING THEM WHILE THEY ARE IN CLASS.

Stulexington's avatar

I mean I fully understand placing them aside during a test, but I honestly prefer to be able to contact my son when he's at school, or on his way home. And no, I don't trust him to remember to get his phone from the office every day.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I am just curious, because I am VERY OPPOSED to parents contacting their children during the school day, what do you have to contact them about that cannot wait until lunch or after school? I get very, «In my day, we didn't have cellphones!" but I am will to hear parents out.

Stulexington's avatar

Mainly it's contacting him on the way home ... unless he's forgotten his lunch or needs to contact us for something. Especially now that he's taking the city bus too and from school.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Nice start, but much more is needed.

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗔𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝗸 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀

The bill allows the victims of nonconsensual, sexually explicit deepfakes to sue the people who create and host them.

https://www.engadget.com/ai/senate-passes-defiance-act-for-a-second-time-to-address-grok-deepfakes-212151712.html

Stulexington's avatar

Wouldn't that be the people who created Gork? I mean if someone got an artist to draw a third party nude, the artist would bear some of the liability right?

Free beach's avatar

No. He’d get rich off the paintings. But yeah. True.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This will be interesting to watch. It will affect how these tools are categorized. I suspect the FCC will say (under section 230) that the poster bears all the blame, not the company who created the AI.

Stulexington's avatar

Ah but the AI is doing more than hosting it, it's creating the photo.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, good! I slept MOST of last night through after waking up for a few minutes at about midnight when I ended up finishing an episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. I managed not to nap yesterday thereby creating the sleep deficiet I need to get through the night. There will be no nap today as I have lunch with friends at 11:30 in OKC and after that, I head down to Austin for a couple of days in the office. There will be no napping those days either. Hopefully by the time I get back Saturday I'll be back to sleeping nights through and done with my siesta phase (it was fun).

I enjoyed Mathra v. Godzilla very much last night. Great fight scenes. I happen to enjoy the guy-walking-around-in-a-big-suit era of these particular films. These's something about how the monsters' limited mobility that I love. It keeps them from being OVERLY powerful, one of my big complaints about the bad guys in superhero movies (not really a fan, personally). Tonight is another kaiju flix by Ishiro Honda, but not Godzilla.

Not looking forward to taking my tax money down to Vichy Texas. Oklahoma is ruby red, but it's not like THAT crazy place, especially Norman isn't. Austin likes to brag that it's a blue oasis, but "blue" is a relative term. Most dems in TX would be moderate MAGA GQP pieces of trash anywhere else, though I do think that social pressure is good for my boss as even she seems baffled by all that is happening.

Saturday night is the event celebrating drivers for the needle exchange. Looking forward to it. I hope lots of participants show up! I would really like to get to know some of them!

Bobathonic's avatar

Suitmation is the best!

And that was hard work, those were heavy suits.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yes, you can tell by the way they move that it's cumbersome!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁 — 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸

Tehran went from ‘halal internet’ to near-total blackout but activists have smuggled in Starlink devices to get information out

https://archive.ph/FSU9F [Financial Times]

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think starlink is a product placement. You can get other internet links.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wanna bet there's one of Elno's goons handing that shit out at the border?

Stulexington's avatar

for reasonable rates?

Nancy Naive's avatar

And the location data to the government…

Double your money, double your fun, with double cross, double cross , double dealing Elon.

Bobathonic's avatar

Late to the party, 'cause I'm on travel to a distant land (Scarizona).

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At least the weather is nice.

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tek's avatar

ugh..

ms.tek's email got hacked yesterday... we secured that account pretty quickly, but pretty much everyone in her inbox got a scam email.. grrrr

.

I guess the good news is that she's hearing from people she hasn't talked to in a while.. searching for that silver lining..

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

lol lamers

I've seen this before "Ahm in [country] and need moneh real fast"

Yeah yeah you stupid ass, you've not done anything interesting for five years, I don't believe you

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Problem with you, mate, is you might actually BE in that country ...

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh yeah, me, nobody fucking knows. Boring halfwits claiming they're in Paris? Nope, you ain't there and I don't believe you.

Also the chances of me asking for money are slim.

eppe's avatar

Fukui.version14.b sez "Prove it!"

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah I should write something to steal money off you people I love and trust. That sounds like a really good idea.

Nancy Naive's avatar

In the pursuit of knowledge, how would you start?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm not going to share that. Let's say there are people here who bet they couldn't be found but I ended up with their credit reports and satellite photos of their houses.

I'm not going to tell you how I do this.

eppe's avatar

You start with first principles:

F=ma

After that it's a breeze.

eppe's avatar
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Any idea of what the weakest link was? In general term, of course.

tek's avatar

Yeah, she was distracted and didn't check an email link.. which was crafted to appear part of the Comcast email migration..

eppe's avatar
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Must have been well crafted and targeted. 99.95% of those get trapped by the spam filter on my public facing throwaway outlook account where access to my name is available.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Password, psswrd

eppe's avatar

Sharks always say that. Yawn.