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Shypixel's avatar

Remember kids: It's down the street, not across the road!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pffft, everyone knows that Snopes is a bunch of radical left wing <a href="http:\/\/www.factcheck.org\/2009\/04\/snopescom\/" target="_blank">commies</a>

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bobbert's avatar

Stop helping.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I do enjoy it when he Bamsplains. But regarding the torture admission and the attendant freak outs, the notion of Public Secret comes into clear relief - those things the state does and everyone knows it does, yet the public reserves the right to freak out about it if it is ever mentioned.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Uh, sorry, Dok, Conservapedia says it's real.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

It's good to see The Rock Obama burst out of his shirt every now and then.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Remember how when Barry was elected, the Repubs were like "We're going to obstruct everything", and Barry was all "I'm going to reach across the aisle", and then the Repubs obstructed everything? Six years later, I think he's figured it out.

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Lot_49's avatar

He has full confidence that Brennan won't lie to <i>him.</i> Just like Clapper.

But of course that's like finding out your spouse cheats on you. "It was just that once, really!"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

careful now, "I have full confidence in..." is usually the prelude to "I'm canning his sorry ass the moment the heat dies down a little"

Bamz is no different- he's been known to give the mobster's kiss before sending them out to start their car. Next week Brennan is going to conveniently have something come up that requires him to reluctantly step down so he can focus on other matters/family/sudden medical news/etc

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Lot_49's avatar

Like that perjurer Clapper, huh?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they really are divorced from reality- it's a whole other alternate universe where the RWNJs live

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bobbert's avatar

You meant "sack", right?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as much as I was disappointed in his defense of Clapper, there's a world of difference between weasel word testimony at a hearing and hacking into Senate computers, lying about it under oath and even destroying evidence. Brennan has even lost DiFi, and there's never been an intelligence agency she wouldn't fellate on the Senate floor

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Somebody please tell me that door-kick really happened. Please please please? I really need to witness some alright-cut-the-bullshit-now!-fuckerz-next-time-it's-gonna-be-YOUR-asses executive action like that right about now.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Our House Is a very very very flawed House With 'baggers on the floor The chamber was much more Lucid 'til the wingnuts came to poo. <i>Aaaand theyyy doooo...</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/shittyinpink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/pilot.png" target="_blank">This guy?</a>

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