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I always wonder if I know any of the wonkeratti outside our splendid virtual sanctuary, but would venture a guess I haven't seen any of their genitals. Could be wrong.

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Fuck, you're right, but I think we might be ok for 2016. Sometimes actually caring what the Constitution says (the real one, not the fake Jeebus one) can suck.

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Sadly, me. Can't help wondering if I missed out. Maybe that's why I hit on LimeyLizzie.

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As I understand you are actually a human, rather than some kind of interwebs-insult-bot, may I say I'm glad for the thorough beat down of my self-worth and sexy Barack stories that so brighten my Fridays. If you'll excuse me, I have rutting to do with MisterBarry, who will actually bang me (unlike a certain presnit who's only into FLOTUS).

Sans snark, I hope you're feeling better, Ms. Benincasa.

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Thanks Sara. I feel so much better. I guess I'll take off now and go to the 7-11 and pick up a 10 pound sack of ice to go with my Jack Daniels. It's 0:bar 30 somewhere in the world.