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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The choice in Iran is fuckwad #1 or fuckwad #2. Kinda like the GOP these days.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Religious fanatics who hate our freedumz and want to take society back to feudal times are tough opponents. For the other guy, you just have to send in the SEALS.

PubOption's avatar

My local CBS station has been showing trailers for Barry's appearance on 60 minutes this week. He appears to be using Boner orange make up. Will he cry on camera?

Joshua Norton's avatar

The thread. It's dead, Jim.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I saw that, and I was wondering how Rachael didn't get hypnotized by those huge boobs. But then again, this ain't Rachael's first rodeo.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, Steve Tyler's lip genes gave us Liv Tyler. Nobody's complaining.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I always though Dubya had more balls than brains. He did a lot of stupid shit, but he did it with such BRAVADO~!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I guess you're not a true teabagger then. Turn in your tricorn cap.

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Another favorite bedtime story is "My Pet Goat", though the Al Queda version is somewhat different from <a href="http:\/\/uncoy.com\/images\/2009\/ex-President-George-Bush-reading-My-Pet-Goat.jpg" target="_blank">ours</a>.

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David Koch -- billionaire at large -- said Obama doesn't deserve any credit. He didn't really do anything, just said Yes or No. Makes me wonder what Mr. Koch did to deserve his billions. Just made some decisions, is what I'm thinking. So hand it back Koch boys, you didn't <i>earn</i> it.

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How the media reports on Iran is a personal pet peeve of mine, but here's more proof the American press doesn't understand jack or shit about Iran, and is therefore just going to completely ignore an important story...

Iran's supreme leader tells Ahmadinejad: accept minister or quit <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/w..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/06/iran-...">http://www.guardian.co.uk/w...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

And I love walking around with sluts.

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Apparently we're doomed to wandering the Earth fighting people...you know, like Caine in "Kung Fu."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.

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Having Benincasa get the last post before the weekend should be standard operating procedure from now on. So much fertile territory for extended discussion and/or jokes about body parts.