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The sight of Osama's rotting corpse is starting to sound pretty good now...

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Fuck 'em is right ... moderates are behind Obama on this, so let the wingnuts screech themselves hoarse. I'm really hoping that they're insane enough to vote for a Trump/Palin ticket. Putting up with the tasteless spectacle would a small price to pay for Obama's second term.

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Yeah, but which Genesis fairy tale have they settled on? The one where the Invisible Guy in the Sky makes animals on one day, and man on the next (Genesis 1), or the one where man is made first, gets lonely, and the animals are made to keep him company (Genesis 2)?

Now that I think about it, that latter version may explain where the whole goats-and-sheep thing comes from. I'm going with Genesis v2.0 on the basis of this evidence alone.

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Would it have much effect on the quality of her thinking?

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It's sheer genius: let the far-right jackoffs howl for the next 13-14 months. At some point, it will sink in among the thinking classes that OBL hasn't bothered to put in an appearance. By next November, the thought will have penetrated to perhaps the lower quintile on the IQ bell curve, which is about all you can hope for if Texas stays in the Union.

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I've only seen the downfister's shadow on the wall.

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Sounds like Official State Television. (Hey, maybe Murdoch has a long-term plan...)

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I can't wait until there's a Republican in the White House again so Fox News will go back to believing everything the government tells us without question.

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For some reason I heard Eskimos rubbed noses. Oh well, when in Rome!

A BOOT TO THE COOCH

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THOSE AREN'T TWO PILLOWS!!

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Some staffer of a Republiklan Congressman will get his/her hands on the Osama Death Photos and <i>manually</i> release <i>to</i> them.

Adjusted for factuality.

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O sure, if you're going to start paying attention to Geneva conventions at this late date.

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Like that wouldn't happen anyway? If he released them, it would be "oooh he photoshopped it..." He can't win with these bozos.

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